12 Feb 2010, 9:23 pm
ScooterDiva wrote:
psychedelic wrote:
I have never had a girlfriend. NEVER! Don't bother pointing out that Valentine's day was made by card companies. I've heard that crap already. The point is I get to see people who have girlfriends and that reminds me that I don't have one.
Why don't I have one? Because I'm BIZARRE! I'm actually not as bad as I use to be but, at 28, it's hard not to feel pathetic. I mean, seriously. Who would want to date, much less talk to, some guy who can't make eye contact, smiles at inappropriate times, and cant really keep himself from snapping his joints every once in a while? I'm a basket case.
And there's this movie, The 40 Year Old Virgin. You can bet your a**es that I'd rather die than to live that long!
And to think that there are these guys who treat their women like crap or at least don't value them. And then there are other guys who are doormats. And yet they are all still getting laid!
And I there are people out there who say "look deep into yourself" or "talk to someone who can tell/coach you what to do". I get the impression that there are all kinds of women out there, just like there are all kinds of men.
I need to find me a door mat. Someone who, deep down inside, is better that what she has become. Help her out only under the condition that she'll help me out too. Does this sound like a fairy tale?
Why don't I have one? Because I'm BIZARRE! I'm actually not as bad as I use to be but, at 28, it's hard not to feel pathetic. I mean, seriously. Who would want to date, much less talk to, some guy who can't make eye contact, smiles at inappropriate times, and cant really keep himself from snapping his joints every once in a while? I'm a basket case.
And there's this movie, The 40 Year Old Virgin. You can bet your a**es that I'd rather die than to live that long!
And to think that there are these guys who treat their women like crap or at least don't value them. And then there are other guys who are doormats. And yet they are all still getting laid!
And I there are people out there who say "look deep into yourself" or "talk to someone who can tell/coach you what to do". I get the impression that there are all kinds of women out there, just like there are all kinds of men.
I need to find me a door mat. Someone who, deep down inside, is better that what she has become. Help her out only under the condition that she'll help me out too. Does this sound like a fairy tale?
I'd like to find myself a young man one day.
I think you two should hook up.
13 Feb 2010, 12:08 am
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