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15 Jul 2010, 12:52 pm

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..., let's post success stories." ...


Do they have to be true?

Hollywood regularly makes movies where the nerd gets stripped naked and duct taped to the inside of his locker only to be rescued by a really hot girl who falls for him and then they make wild and passionate love and eventually get married. But in real life, its usually the janitor that lets you out.



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15 Jul 2010, 3:52 pm

n4mwd wrote:
GoatOnFire wrote:
..., let's post success stories." ...


Do they have to be true?

Hollywood regularly makes movies where the nerd gets stripped naked and duct taped to the inside of his locker only to be rescued by a really hot girl who falls for him and then they make wild and passionate love and eventually get married. But in real life, its usually the janitor that lets you out.


In real life the nerd could also work his ass off and start a successful business and buy all the hot girls he ever wanted!

Even more fun if he can rent the Popular hot girl as an escort for the night because she needs to pay her way through school! :twisted:



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15 Jul 2010, 5:25 pm

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In real life the nerd could also work his ass off and start a successful business and buy all the hot girls he ever wanted!

Even more fun if he can rent the Popular hot girl as an escort for the night because she needs to pay her way through school! :twisted:


Yes, I like that idea.

The only problem is that the hot girls in school usually grow up to be hags. I saw some of the girls I went to school with on Facebook. Most, but not all, were not something I would consider attractive at all.



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15 Jul 2010, 5:38 pm

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I've never gone beyond hugging a girl. :(


Nor have I, and I've got 12 years on you. :cry: There is someone I am very enamoured by at work, but unfortunately our temp contract ended yesterday, and she left before I could properly say goodbye to her. Fortunately, she gave me her email address, so all hope is not lost. I sent her an email as soon as I got home. Now I'm sitting next to my laptop waiting for her reply. Sad, but I'll be so upset if I've blown this opportunity.



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15 Jul 2010, 8:47 pm

My hugs used to consist of kissing the girl's neck. It just seemed kind of natural to me. It didn't matter if it was a hot chick at school, grandma or the fat lady that played the piano at church. Eventually, somebody pointed out that this wasn't a 'normal' way to hug so I stopped hugging that way.



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15 Jul 2010, 9:17 pm

n4mwd wrote:
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In real life the nerd could also work his ass off and start a successful business and buy all the hot girls he ever wanted!

Even more fun if he can rent the Popular hot girl as an escort for the night because she needs to pay her way through school! :twisted:


Yes, I like that idea.

The only problem is that the hot girls in school usually grow up to be hags. I saw some of the girls I went to school with on Facebook. Most, but not all, were not something I would consider attractive at all.


That's true. Most girls start to hit the wall on their looks between 24-42 depending on their habits.



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15 Jul 2010, 11:51 pm

For the guys out there if it really bothers you that have not been with someone yet why don't you don't you save up your money and go to Los Vegas, Bangkok,or the Netherlands all those places have legal prositution. Maybe after you have handled you business so to speak you might be able to talk to girls without being so shy.

When I worked at the resteraunt when I was in my 20's there was a 32 year old guy there their that they picked on for being a virgin. He saved up his money took a flight to Bangkok, Thailand and a side trip to Cambodia to see some budahist temple ruins. He ended up not sleeping with a prostitute but met a nice Belgian girl who he met when she accidently fell into pool and he pulled her out. They went to see the Cambodian ruins together. He then was saving his money to go see her in Belgium. This guy was ultra shy around women but made himself go where the women are and he met someone. If you do not want to pay for it then go to tourist spot and try to pick up there. Ask a hundred women out at least one of them would have a drink or a dinner with you.


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15 Jul 2010, 11:55 pm

Prostitutes? No thanks. If something doesn't happen naturally I'd rather it not happen at all.


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16 Jul 2010, 1:03 am

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In real life the nerd could also work his ass off and start a successful business and buy all the hot girls he ever wanted! Even more fun if he can rent the Popular hot girl as an escort for the night because she needs to pay her way through school! :twisted:


gee, that sounds an awful lot like horatio alger to me.



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16 Jul 2010, 2:18 am

If you don't have my skill at randomly ranting I would recommend reading some of the crap in this forum and when something makes you mad post it here.

Now then.

All right, I get pissed off when someone goes on and on about lowering your expectations. Maybe I don't want to go out with Jabba the Slut?


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16 Jul 2010, 6:31 am

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Prostitutes? No thanks. If something doesn't happen naturally I'd rather it not happen at all.


Masochist much?



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16 Jul 2010, 7:03 am

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Prostitutes? No thanks. If something doesn't happen naturally I'd rather it not happen at all.


The only problem is that its better to use prostitutes/escorts than to go insane alone. So if you really could care less, then stay away from them. But if it really bothers you, then a prostitute is an acceptable way for an aspie to find relief - and get much needed training.



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16 Jul 2010, 7:09 am

n4mwd wrote:
KaiG wrote:
Prostitutes? No thanks. If something doesn't happen naturally I'd rather it not happen at all.


The only problem is that its better to use prostitutes/escorts than to go insane alone. So if you really could care less, then stay away from them. But if it really bothers you, then a prostitute is an acceptable way for an aspie to find relief - and get much needed training.


No one goes insane from not seeing prostitutes. There's a very cheap and easy way to relieve sexual tension that every male knows from their teenage years... It's not quite as satisfying as sex with someone you love, but neither is seeing a prostitute.


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16 Jul 2010, 5:54 pm

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All right, I get pissed off when someone goes on and on about lowering your expectations. Maybe I don't want to go out with Jabba the Slut?


When I was 17 these guys who pretended to be my friends so they could giggle like a bunch of b*****s at the antics they were able to talk me into doing. They wanted to do them but were to scared to do them like swearing at strangers, starting fights, vandalism. and other random stupidity. These guys were all making fun of me because I was still a virgin. They noticed this one girl in my art class was always talking to me or making excuses to hang out with me. So one of them took the initiative to tell her I liked her and wanted to go out with her. I told them I found her annoying and boring but they were telling me to keep my mouth shut about and say what she wants to here to get her. I did what they said and I finally got her to let me hang around with her at her house they would drop me off and leave me there. Finally after a week or two of hanging out with her she finally let me have sex with her. I went through with it I did what I had to and did not enjoy being with her.

I was stuck being with her when it was done she could not stop touching my hair or arms. I forced small talk while I faked some eye contact by looking at her forehead. It was horrible I cannot see how some men can have one night stand or sex with a prostitute. When my friends showed up all I could think off was that at least thats one thing they could nolonger make fun of me for. Wrong, she talked to them after I got into the car and when we pulled out of the drive way they all started laughing at me saying some guys like big girls. Then they said it is usually the woman who fakes enjoying being with the man not the other way around. Me forcing myself to be with her gave them even more stuff to pick on me about.


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16 Jul 2010, 10:51 pm

Yeah. I'd rather it not happen at all, than happen with the wrong person, for the wrong reasons.



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17 Jul 2010, 2:21 am

the woman's vagina feels alright. It wasn't as great as I thought that it was going to be but it doesn't feel bad. You've probably all had sex in your past lives so when you actually penetrate a woman it isn't as mind blowing as you would have imagined.