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Zara
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07 Aug 2010, 9:30 pm

Do a barrel roll.


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07 Aug 2010, 9:30 pm

Thanks, I'll try that and see if it helps.


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07 Aug 2010, 9:39 pm

Ferdinand wrote:
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If you really liked her, you'd keep the maggots off her, and put her in the fridge. Otherwise she'll be so deteriorated in a few short weeks you won't be able to do anything together.


This is the most deathist thing I've ever heard. I am not going to put my girlfriend in a fridge. That's where I keep the food.

Besides, we drink embalming fluid every night while listening to My Chemical Romance.


You just can't have a serious dialogue with some people. :roll:

You can't drink formaldehyde, its nail-polish remover and would only burn your insides out. How much fun can you have together if you're both dead?

Unless you're one of those 'virgins in the afterlife' types, in which case you'd be on a different website learning about explosives and martyrdom.

Or is that what happened to your girlfriend? Mistake her IUD for an IED? :D Oops.



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07 Aug 2010, 9:44 pm

She died of a broken heart. :(

And hypovolemia.


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08 Aug 2010, 3:58 pm

I can help you perform a perfusion on her... Twill make her limbs rise and quiver to your touch (though she may get stuck in an embarrassing position!)... and her mind will be forever preserved so you shall never forget your precious times together :D

Also, while combing her hair may remove maggots... It will also pull out her hair.


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09 Aug 2010, 1:13 am

Get her drunk and give her a roofinall. Then don't have sex with her despite the opportunity.

She will be so appreciative that you didn't rape her when you had the chance that she will want to go on a date with you.

Put her in a wheelchair put some makeup on her and take her to a fancy restaurant. If she's not hungry that means she wants you to take her to the bathroom and...


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