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28 Oct 2010, 6:58 pm

You don't like to drink?
But when I drink I can do all of the things i'm too embarrassed and awkward to do when i'm sober.
Sexual kitty cat only comes out after a drinkieee.



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28 Oct 2010, 7:01 pm

Only time I drank was when I caught my "first" in bed with her ex. The pain didn't go away, but my ability to walk straight did. What a bummer.


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28 Oct 2010, 7:02 pm

Pistonhead wrote:
Only time I drank was when I caught my "first" in bed with her ex. The pain didn't go away, but my ability to walk straight did. What a bummer.


Walking straight is over-rated.



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28 Oct 2010, 7:19 pm

Ehh true, but I like driving and I have only driven sober.


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28 Oct 2010, 7:21 pm

I like to dance to the Spice Girls when no one is looking.



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28 Oct 2010, 7:23 pm

I could do that sober!


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28 Oct 2010, 7:29 pm

But i'm fat when i'm not drunk. :(
I would not dance around in my underwear then. Then it wouldn't be as fun.
Stefan likes it. Although he doesn't like the spice girls.
He likes when I dance to Dizzeeee Rascal.



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28 Oct 2010, 7:32 pm

I'd dance around in my underwear sober....


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28 Oct 2010, 7:35 pm

Well lucky you with all the self confidence.
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28 Oct 2010, 7:50 pm

lol find yours!


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28 Oct 2010, 7:52 pm

Psht! What do I have to be confident about?
I'm fat, ugly and stupid.
When i'm drunk I don't care about those things. :D

LIKE NOW. I'm bordering tipsy. It's awesome.



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28 Oct 2010, 7:59 pm

Change all that! lol, gotta make yourself what you gotta be to be happy.


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28 Oct 2010, 8:01 pm

stefan said i'm not fat ugly or stupid because he wouldn't be with a fat ugly stupid girl.

i'm 120lbs. i am fat.
ugly and stupid are just facts.

HE'S SO WRONG. GOOD JOB HE'S PRETTY.



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28 Oct 2010, 8:17 pm

Only 120lbs? You're lighter than anyone I've ever undressed.


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28 Oct 2010, 8:19 pm

I HAVE A FAT ROLL if i lean over.



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28 Oct 2010, 8:22 pm

Only one?


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