Guys - who would you choose?

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21 Dec 2010, 6:03 pm

IMCarnochan wrote:

Ok, but Bazooka number one has a nice body, likes creme brulee but only shoots nerf missiles full of snot. Bazooka number two is ugly, hates the smell of fresh baked bread but shoots rockets with a frag range of 30 feet, nothing but pink mist. Which do you choose?

You, sir, win the internet! :lol:

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21 Dec 2010, 6:06 pm

Asp-Z wrote:

IMCarnochan wrote:

You, sir, win the internet! :lol:

Seconded

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21 Dec 2010, 6:26 pm

I'd take girl A and f*ck her brains out until she decided she was too good for me or whatever.

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22 Dec 2010, 4:29 am

Subotai wrote:

I'd take girl A and f*ck her brains out until she decided she was too good for me or whatever.

Well... OK, I must admit I would too if given the chance, at this point. She would probably eventually freak out and brand me a "socialist", like the spoiled brat that she apparently is, but oh well.

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22 Dec 2010, 5:29 pm

Most guys, myself included, exist on a level that is matched somewhere between Girl A and Girl B. I actually am friends with a girl who is a good fit to the description of Girl A, except that she doesn't treat anyone with scorn. I would not find disdainfulness or mistreatment of others acceptable even if it isn't directed at me. If Girl A is so smart, she'll know not to do this.

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22 Dec 2010, 8:41 pm

I'd probably choose B!
Possibly neither, but if we got along together, then yes, B!

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24 Dec 2010, 3:06 am

I'd defiantly pick B. I'm shy, have OCD, have, low self-esteem & I have traditional moral values minus the religion aspect. I was born in a small rural town & lived here my whole life. I never went to college because I had lots of problems with school As for her obesity; looks are very unimportant to me & I do not look good either. I can relate to B a lot better & it's likely she'll be more accepting of me. I'd have nothing in common with A & we'd probably very be incompatible

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24 Dec 2010, 12:55 pm

If I had to choose between the two, I'd pick Woman A, but her attitude could get annoying, and it doesn't make a lot of sense that she's morally liberal yet a Republican. Woman B doesn't sound very appealing to me at all.

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24 Dec 2010, 1:00 pm

they both are just awful

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