How NTs get together
menintights wrote:
Watch and learn.
a wedding blog wrote:
The Female's Version:
1. A mutual friend introduced us. We had no interest in each other, and I never contacted him.
2. One day he added me on MSN, but we never chatted.
3. After a long time, he randomly said hi on MSN and we began to chat regularly.
4. He started to tell me who he had a crush on, and I followed suit.
5. We secretly developed a crush on each other, which we didn't find out about until later on.
6. He sent me a text message when I went abroad for a month.
7. I told him I bought him a shirt in hopes of getting him to contact me again.
8. When I got home, he told me he'd like to see me so he could get the shirt.
9. He started asking me out and began clubbing with me and my friends.
10. We somehow ended up together.
The Male's Version:
1. I had been trying to get my friend to introduce me to his group of girl friends for some time.
2. After meeting some of the girls he'd introduced me to (none of them attractive--he really should've been more selective), he introduced me to her.
3. She wasn't really my type and I had no special impression of her.
4. I met up a couple times with her and her friends and I began to think she was all right.
5. We got close after we started chatting on MSN to discuss each other's problems.
6. I didn't miss her when she went abroad, but I sent her a text message so she'd start thinking of me again.
7. I went out frequently with her after she returned because I had no other people to bring to party on Saturday nights.
8. I was also dating two other girls at the time. One was an alcoholic who was too unstable and needy and the other one was a Daddy's girl who had to get home by 9 p.m.
9. Somehow ended up with her.
1. A mutual friend introduced us. We had no interest in each other, and I never contacted him.
2. One day he added me on MSN, but we never chatted.
3. After a long time, he randomly said hi on MSN and we began to chat regularly.
4. He started to tell me who he had a crush on, and I followed suit.
5. We secretly developed a crush on each other, which we didn't find out about until later on.
6. He sent me a text message when I went abroad for a month.
7. I told him I bought him a shirt in hopes of getting him to contact me again.
8. When I got home, he told me he'd like to see me so he could get the shirt.
9. He started asking me out and began clubbing with me and my friends.
10. We somehow ended up together.
The Male's Version:
1. I had been trying to get my friend to introduce me to his group of girl friends for some time.
2. After meeting some of the girls he'd introduced me to (none of them attractive--he really should've been more selective), he introduced me to her.
3. She wasn't really my type and I had no special impression of her.
4. I met up a couple times with her and her friends and I began to think she was all right.
5. We got close after we started chatting on MSN to discuss each other's problems.
6. I didn't miss her when she went abroad, but I sent her a text message so she'd start thinking of me again.
7. I went out frequently with her after she returned because I had no other people to bring to party on Saturday nights.
8. I was also dating two other girls at the time. One was an alcoholic who was too unstable and needy and the other one was a Daddy's girl who had to get home by 9 p.m.
9. Somehow ended up with her.
are nts f*****g ret*d? the mysteries of relationships in the nt world are too weird, lame, and stupid for me to care. im being hateful, i know. but what the hell?
Musicprophets wrote:
menintights wrote:
Watch and learn.
a wedding blog wrote:
The Female's Version:
1. A mutual friend introduced us. We had no interest in each other, and I never contacted him.
2. One day he added me on MSN, but we never chatted.
3. After a long time, he randomly said hi on MSN and we began to chat regularly.
4. He started to tell me who he had a crush on, and I followed suit.
5. We secretly developed a crush on each other, which we didn't find out about until later on.
6. He sent me a text message when I went abroad for a month.
7. I told him I bought him a shirt in hopes of getting him to contact me again.
8. When I got home, he told me he'd like to see me so he could get the shirt.
9. He started asking me out and began clubbing with me and my friends.
10. We somehow ended up together.
The Male's Version:
1. I had been trying to get my friend to introduce me to his group of girl friends for some time.
2. After meeting some of the girls he'd introduced me to (none of them attractive--he really should've been more selective), he introduced me to her.
3. She wasn't really my type and I had no special impression of her.
4. I met up a couple times with her and her friends and I began to think she was all right.
5. We got close after we started chatting on MSN to discuss each other's problems.
6. I didn't miss her when she went abroad, but I sent her a text message so she'd start thinking of me again.
7. I went out frequently with her after she returned because I had no other people to bring to party on Saturday nights.
8. I was also dating two other girls at the time. One was an alcoholic who was too unstable and needy and the other one was a Daddy's girl who had to get home by 9 p.m.
9. Somehow ended up with her.
1. A mutual friend introduced us. We had no interest in each other, and I never contacted him.
2. One day he added me on MSN, but we never chatted.
3. After a long time, he randomly said hi on MSN and we began to chat regularly.
4. He started to tell me who he had a crush on, and I followed suit.
5. We secretly developed a crush on each other, which we didn't find out about until later on.
6. He sent me a text message when I went abroad for a month.
7. I told him I bought him a shirt in hopes of getting him to contact me again.
8. When I got home, he told me he'd like to see me so he could get the shirt.
9. He started asking me out and began clubbing with me and my friends.
10. We somehow ended up together.
The Male's Version:
1. I had been trying to get my friend to introduce me to his group of girl friends for some time.
2. After meeting some of the girls he'd introduced me to (none of them attractive--he really should've been more selective), he introduced me to her.
3. She wasn't really my type and I had no special impression of her.
4. I met up a couple times with her and her friends and I began to think she was all right.
5. We got close after we started chatting on MSN to discuss each other's problems.
6. I didn't miss her when she went abroad, but I sent her a text message so she'd start thinking of me again.
7. I went out frequently with her after she returned because I had no other people to bring to party on Saturday nights.
8. I was also dating two other girls at the time. One was an alcoholic who was too unstable and needy and the other one was a Daddy's girl who had to get home by 9 p.m.
9. Somehow ended up with her.
are nts f***ing ret*d? the mysteries of relationships in the nt world are too weird, lame, and stupid for me to care. im being hateful, i know. but what the hell?
No, no, no! Trust me it's not like that (except maybe when two apathetic/amoral/sociopathic listliss souls meet).
menintights wrote:
Watch and learn.
a wedding blog wrote:
The Female's Version:
1. A mutual friend introduced us. We had no interest in each other, and I never contacted him.
2. One day he added me on MSN, but we never chatted.
3. After a long time, he randomly said hi on MSN and we began to chat regularly.
4. He started to tell me who he had a crush on, and I followed suit.
5. We secretly developed a crush on each other, which we didn't find out about until later on.
6. He sent me a text message when I went abroad for a month.
7. I told him I bought him a shirt in hopes of getting him to contact me again.
8. When I got home, he told me he'd like to see me so he could get the shirt.
9. He started asking me out and began clubbing with me and my friends.
10. We somehow ended up together.
The Male's Version:
1. I had been trying to get my friend to introduce me to his group of girl friends for some time.
2. After meeting some of the girls he'd introduced me to (none of them attractive--he really should've been more selective), he introduced me to her.
3. She wasn't really my type and I had no special impression of her.
4. I met up a couple times with her and her friends and I began to think she was all right.
5. We got close after we started chatting on MSN to discuss each other's problems.
6. I didn't miss her when she went abroad, but I sent her a text message so she'd start thinking of me again.
7. I went out frequently with her after she returned because I had no other people to bring to party on Saturday nights.
8. I was also dating two other girls at the time. One was an alcoholic who was too unstable and needy and the other one was a Daddy's girl who had to get home by 9 p.m.
9. Somehow ended up with her.
1. A mutual friend introduced us. We had no interest in each other, and I never contacted him.
2. One day he added me on MSN, but we never chatted.
3. After a long time, he randomly said hi on MSN and we began to chat regularly.
4. He started to tell me who he had a crush on, and I followed suit.
5. We secretly developed a crush on each other, which we didn't find out about until later on.
6. He sent me a text message when I went abroad for a month.
7. I told him I bought him a shirt in hopes of getting him to contact me again.
8. When I got home, he told me he'd like to see me so he could get the shirt.
9. He started asking me out and began clubbing with me and my friends.
10. We somehow ended up together.
The Male's Version:
1. I had been trying to get my friend to introduce me to his group of girl friends for some time.
2. After meeting some of the girls he'd introduced me to (none of them attractive--he really should've been more selective), he introduced me to her.
3. She wasn't really my type and I had no special impression of her.
4. I met up a couple times with her and her friends and I began to think she was all right.
5. We got close after we started chatting on MSN to discuss each other's problems.
6. I didn't miss her when she went abroad, but I sent her a text message so she'd start thinking of me again.
7. I went out frequently with her after she returned because I had no other people to bring to party on Saturday nights.
8. I was also dating two other girls at the time. One was an alcoholic who was too unstable and needy and the other one was a Daddy's girl who had to get home by 9 p.m.
9. Somehow ended up with her.
The more I think about it the more I start to think that people with AS should intentionally reproduce together.
Musicprophets wrote:
menintights wrote:
Watch and learn.
a wedding blog wrote:
The Female's Version:
1. A mutual friend introduced us. We had no interest in each other, and I never contacted him.
2. One day he added me on MSN, but we never chatted.
3. After a long time, he randomly said hi on MSN and we began to chat regularly.
4. He started to tell me who he had a crush on, and I followed suit.
5. We secretly developed a crush on each other, which we didn't find out about until later on.
6. He sent me a text message when I went abroad for a month.
7. I told him I bought him a shirt in hopes of getting him to contact me again.
8. When I got home, he told me he'd like to see me so he could get the shirt.
9. He started asking me out and began clubbing with me and my friends.
10. We somehow ended up together.
The Male's Version:
1. I had been trying to get my friend to introduce me to his group of girl friends for some time.
2. After meeting some of the girls he'd introduced me to (none of them attractive--he really should've been more selective), he introduced me to her.
3. She wasn't really my type and I had no special impression of her.
4. I met up a couple times with her and her friends and I began to think she was all right.
5. We got close after we started chatting on MSN to discuss each other's problems.
6. I didn't miss her when she went abroad, but I sent her a text message so she'd start thinking of me again.
7. I went out frequently with her after she returned because I had no other people to bring to party on Saturday nights.
8. I was also dating two other girls at the time. One was an alcoholic who was too unstable and needy and the other one was a Daddy's girl who had to get home by 9 p.m.
9. Somehow ended up with her.
1. A mutual friend introduced us. We had no interest in each other, and I never contacted him.
2. One day he added me on MSN, but we never chatted.
3. After a long time, he randomly said hi on MSN and we began to chat regularly.
4. He started to tell me who he had a crush on, and I followed suit.
5. We secretly developed a crush on each other, which we didn't find out about until later on.
6. He sent me a text message when I went abroad for a month.
7. I told him I bought him a shirt in hopes of getting him to contact me again.
8. When I got home, he told me he'd like to see me so he could get the shirt.
9. He started asking me out and began clubbing with me and my friends.
10. We somehow ended up together.
The Male's Version:
1. I had been trying to get my friend to introduce me to his group of girl friends for some time.
2. After meeting some of the girls he'd introduced me to (none of them attractive--he really should've been more selective), he introduced me to her.
3. She wasn't really my type and I had no special impression of her.
4. I met up a couple times with her and her friends and I began to think she was all right.
5. We got close after we started chatting on MSN to discuss each other's problems.
6. I didn't miss her when she went abroad, but I sent her a text message so she'd start thinking of me again.
7. I went out frequently with her after she returned because I had no other people to bring to party on Saturday nights.
8. I was also dating two other girls at the time. One was an alcoholic who was too unstable and needy and the other one was a Daddy's girl who had to get home by 9 p.m.
9. Somehow ended up with her.
are nts f***ing ret*d? the mysteries of relationships in the nt world are too weird, lame, and stupid for me to care. im being hateful, i know. but what the hell?
It's a joke. It's not meant to be taken literally.