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Wombat
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22 Mar 2011, 3:24 am

galvatron wrote:
I heard that as women get older, they grow out of the bad boys and realize that they need more reliable guys instead. I don't know how true that is, but it got me thinking about something.


Yes it is true. But at the age of 28 to 38 when their biological clock is ringing alarm bells, they find that no man wants them. All the good men are taken.

"Oh, gee! The woman of my dreams". She snubbed me in high school and college. She laughed at me when I approached her in a bar at the age of 25.

Look, kiddo. You have been banging jocks, studs and bad boys since you were 17 years old.
Now that you have passed your "use by" date you are looking for a sucker to support you and give you children......

So that you can divorce him ten years later, take half his money and make him pay alimony and child support.

Thanks but no thanks!



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24 Mar 2011, 6:39 am

Wombat wrote:

Look, kiddo. You have been banging jocks, studs and bad boys since you were 17 years old.
Now that you have passed your "use by" date you are looking for a sucker to support you and give you children......





I hate that. They get knocked up by some a**hole who tosses them aside, then come to the decent guy, looking for a daddy for their kids.