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TheMachine1
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28 Jul 2006, 12:41 pm

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You can't marry him, TM1, you're pregnant with my baby.


Yes its out I'm Pregnant! :) But there were so many men in my past few months.
Yes I was a loose man (with a womb transplant) but Gsilver has changed me to a one
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28 Jul 2006, 12:43 pm

Don't you just hate it when all the hot guys are gay? :(

(not that there is anything wrong with that)


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28 Jul 2006, 12:58 pm

bizarre wrote:
Don't you just hate it when all the hot guys are gay? :(

(not that there is anything wrong with that)


Well, like the saying goes, all the caring, handsome, and sensitive men already have boyfriends.



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28 Jul 2006, 12:59 pm

TheMachine1 wrote:
werbert wrote:
You can't marry him, TM1, you're pregnant with my baby.


Yes its out I'm Pregnant! :) But there were so many men in my past few months.
Yes I was a loose man (with a womb transplant) but Gsilver has changed me to a one
man man.


You two-timing tramp!! *SLAP!!*



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28 Jul 2006, 1:07 pm

werbert wrote:
TheMachine1 wrote:
werbert wrote:
You can't marry him, TM1, you're pregnant with my baby.


Yes its out I'm Pregnant! :) But there were so many men in my past few months.
Yes I was a loose man (with a womb transplant) but Gsilver has changed me to a one
man man.


You two-timing tramp!! *SLAP!!*


Oh no Werbie , Werbie that Gsilver dumped me for a real woman! Please take me back
Werbert!! I was wrong to sleep with Tim, Bob, Raul, your Brother, Your dad, Your
Grand Dad, and your Uncle John!



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28 Jul 2006, 1:22 pm

It's too late for that. I will never forgive you for running around with all those non-existent people. You'll find your CDs, your furniture, and your clothes on the front lawn. Goodbye!! ! *Curls up in bed with tub of ice cream and thinks about how all men, even the gay ones, are pigs*



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28 Jul 2006, 8:10 pm

Werbert, you have nice eyes.



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28 Jul 2006, 10:49 pm

Werbert, you're an arrogant, un-sensitive prick who can't stop complimenting himself!

And I like it.



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28 Jul 2006, 10:50 pm

Veresae, you're so funny. You act like you're gay even though you're not. Except...you DID like "Titanic"...



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28 Jul 2006, 11:05 pm

Hey there... Are all of your parts as big as your avatar? *giggle*


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28 Jul 2006, 11:21 pm

Vinzer, oxygen consumption is a great field to be in.

Veresae, I liked Titanic, too, especially the part when Ms. Winslet doffed her clothes and the other part where DiCrapio died. Also, I have a special place in my heart for people who say nice things aboat me.



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28 Jul 2006, 11:30 pm

Celine Dion's "My Heart Will Go On" playing on my radio in the background.
Oh so many men on this ship Werbert, Vinzer, Veresae....so little time.........
4 way anybody?



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28 Jul 2006, 11:45 pm

No way, I'm still mad at you for running around with that harlot gsilver.

On an unrelated note, did you know there's a town in Tennessee called Three Way? I went there once, but I was sorely disappointed.



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29 Jul 2006, 12:45 am

*Wipes tears from eyes* You had me at Three Way, werbie. :heart:


Werbert :heart: Werbert



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29 Jul 2006, 10:14 am

Werbie... don't hate me just because I love both women and TM1.



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29 Jul 2006, 1:55 pm

I don't hate you, I just think you're a home-wrecking hussy. :D