It's possible for me to like you as much as I like my bird.
I'm part holder of one patent issued and two pending.
I have completed education through the Ph.D.
I am somewhat athletic, not overweight, and people say I look young for my age.
I have kept up on the necessary repairs of my teeth.
I have had all of the relevant vaccines including hepatitis A & B and HPV.
I have not lost any hair on my head.
I don't have any crazy ex's following me around.
I don't smoke.
I can drive reasonably well and I always wear my seat belt.
I can do my own car maintenance and repairs, which saves a lot of money.
I am employed but I won't tell you how much money I make.
If you are really smart, you might make a good impression on me and then I will like you.
I exercise for my own benefit, so you can be assured I won't "let myself go" when I get into a relationship with someone.
I'm not promiscuous because I'm a little bit paranoid about other people's germs.
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A boy and his dog can go walking
A boy and his dog sometimes talk to each other
A boy and a dog can be happy sitting down in the woods on a log
But a dog knows his boy can go wrong