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14 Aug 2011, 1:18 am

Fatal-Noogie wrote:

If he succeeds, it means fewer women I can potentially court.

From your point of view you may as well view these low-lives as a means to filter out which women aren't particularly intelligent. A woman with an ounce of self respect or half of a brain would not end up with someone who just cut her down/ignored her in front of her friends. If she does fall for such a ridiculous tactic, it could be argued that she is getting what she deserves.

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14 Aug 2011, 4:22 pm

pick up con artists never tell their friends just how many times they were rejected.

There was a pick up con artist that resulted in abusive techniques on me using other women who were nice to me at first then turned on me over that as*hole. His attempt failed. They never learn their lesson either.

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15 Aug 2011, 12:14 am

How to get laid, pick-up artist style:

1) Go to popular bar
2) Start drinking
3) Hit on every person there who you find attractive, preferably after they've had a few drinks themselves
4) Repeat steps 2 and 3 until someone agrees to sleep with you
5) End up going home with the second most desperate person in the bar around 2 AM

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15 Aug 2011, 12:46 am

Obres wrote:

If I keep repeating steps 2 and 3, I'll surely die of alcohol poisoning before I even get to step 5. :lol:

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15 Aug 2011, 10:52 am

PUA's just realize how women think and act on it.The truth is 99% of women want cocky, domineering, extroverted, macho men and so PUA teaches you to be that type of guy. I mean I don't particularly care for PUA's, but I don't think they're inherently evil.

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15 Aug 2011, 11:23 am

SadAspy wrote:

The truth is 99% of women want cocky, domineering, extroverted, macho men

wrong. this is not the truth, which is easily proven by the fact that PUA are not successful 99% of the time.

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15 Aug 2011, 12:26 pm

SadAspy wrote:

On that topic one could argue that 99% of the males are going after unexistant ideals/super models and thats why they cant find anyone they can relate to where they live(inexistant ideals) and they complain about being rejected all the time(super models have very high standards).

I have no evidence to back this theory up but the same could be said about yourself.

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15 Aug 2011, 12:32 pm

Only Chuck Norris can be successful with women 99%.... **SPLANK!!**(getting roundhouse-kicked). ....

I am sorry, I mean 100% of the times.

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15 Aug 2011, 1:03 pm

^lol

I feel sorry for the men who think abusing women is the right idea. They'd also end up cheating on their spouses too.

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15 Aug 2011, 1:05 pm

Fnord wrote:

I think that no pick-up line sinks any lower than, "Excuse me, but does this smell like chloroform to you?"

However, I am willing to be proven wrong.

That is funny.

You win. Did you come up with it?

OP those guys are stupid. I bet they don't get many dates. If a guy was rude to me and paying attention to only my friends, I'd just ignore him and think he was a jerk.

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16 Aug 2011, 4:25 am

SadAspy wrote:

PUA's just realize how women think and act on it.The truth is 99% of women want cocky, domineering, extroverted, macho men and so PUA teaches you to be that type of guy.

99% is definitely a little heavy but, I would say that if you go to a bar looking for someone you're more likely to find that element at the surface than anyone else.

I think this just presents a new challenge for those who don't like the bar or party scene or the frat/serority mentality - where will you carve out a new venue to play by your rules rather than 'them' define the rules for you? Obviously there are lots of people, likely in essence the majority, who just won't find what they want by trolling - by definition it seems like if it works you're getting someone who isn't right for you.

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16 Aug 2011, 8:11 am

I got a good one....
A friend of a friend wears a wedding ring. He's not married. Why then? Because he goes after women that want married men.

Its one of the sleaziest things I have ever heard anyone actually do.

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16 Aug 2011, 8:15 am

SadAspy wrote:

The truth is 99% of women want cocky, domineering, extroverted, macho men and so PUA teaches you to be that type of guy. I mean I don't particularly care for PUA's, but I don't think they're inherently evil.

As opposed to a whinging, whiny, miserable, ultra-depressive saddo with an appalling attitude towards women?

I can understand exactly why women wouldn't want that. Doesn't mean that most women want a cocky thug, though some are attracted to those kinds and to danger. The trick is avoiding those types of women.

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16 Aug 2011, 9:51 am

SadAspy wrote:

Being a "womanizer" is a proven and established trait of anti-social personality disorder(sociopath).

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16 Aug 2011, 10:00 am

combatcupcake wrote:

that IS sleazy. also sleazy that all those women want to sleep with a married man! perhaps they are made for each other.

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16 Aug 2011, 11:21 am

The_Face_of_Boo wrote:

Only Chuck Norris can be successful with women 99%.... **SPLANK!!**(getting roundhouse-kicked). ....

I am sorry, I mean 100% of the times.

Nicely done, Boo.

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