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30 Sep 2006, 9:41 am

Litigious

Your stuff don't hurt me none, but there are some younger people who read these forums.


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30 Sep 2006, 12:36 pm

Quatermass wrote:
alex wrote:
werbert wrote:
JimmyNeurtonRules wrote:
I always wanted 2 hold hands with a girl (i allready have, with my senior "girlfriend")

I was making a mountain out of a molehill, as usual.


Stop it.


What? I hate l33tspeak too. I think it is a vile debasement of English, and should be shot, immolated, and buried in a coffin with a stake through it's heart. :twisted:


3/10. it's = it is, or it has.


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30 Sep 2006, 5:55 pm

sociable_hermit wrote:
Quatermass wrote:
alex wrote:
werbert wrote:
JimmyNeurtonRules wrote:
I always wanted 2 hold hands with a girl (i allready have, with my senior "girlfriend")

I was making a mountain out of a molehill, as usual.


Stop it.


What? I hate l33tspeak too. I think it is a vile debasement of English, and should be shot, immolated, and buried in a coffin with a stake through it's heart. :twisted:


3/10. it's = it is, or it has.


Dont push mee, yu pommy prack! :roll:


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30 Sep 2006, 10:02 pm

1.) Tell her I love her
2.) Cuddle
3.) Hug
4.) Have sex with someone I care about.



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01 Oct 2006, 7:22 pm

CanyonWind wrote:
Litigious
Your stuff don't hurt me none, but there are some younger people who read these forums.

yeah - u r not in the adult 4um.

(Sorry werbert) :lol:

I support your right to be irked and support your right to express your irkedness and could an administrator give a warning about appropriateness of content outside the adult forum?


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01 Oct 2006, 9:26 pm

3. Hold her
2. Kiss her
1. Trust her



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06 Oct 2006, 6:57 am

3. Have regular convos
2. Hug her
1. Trust her

Anythng else is a bonus



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24 Dec 2006, 3:53 pm

Litigious and I oughta compare notes....
That list is much closer to my list.



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25 Dec 2006, 12:04 am

1) talk
2) kiss
3) Cuddle.

though that may all change soon...who knows.



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25 Dec 2006, 3:02 am

JimmyNeurtonRules wrote:
3.Dryhump
2.kiss
1.hold hands


I always wanted 2 hold hands with a girl (i allready have, with my senior "girlfriend")


What's dry humping?

Tim


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25 Dec 2006, 3:12 am

Tim_Tex wrote:
JimmyNeurtonRules wrote:
3.Dryhump
2.kiss
1.hold hands


I always wanted 2 hold hands with a girl (i allready have, with my senior "girlfriend")


What's dry humping?

Tim


Rubbing your clothed bodies together in a grinding motions.



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25 Dec 2006, 3:14 am

TheMachine1 wrote:
Tim_Tex wrote:
JimmyNeurtonRules wrote:
3.Dryhump
2.kiss
1.hold hands


I always wanted 2 hold hands with a girl (i allready have, with my senior "girlfriend")


What's dry humping?

Tim


Rubbing your clothed bodies together in a grinding motions.


I have never done anything beyond tongue-kissing. I did it with my second girlfriend (who had AS) and a woman I casually dated for a couple of weeks (an NT).

Tim


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25 Dec 2006, 7:05 am

1: getting drunk together.
2: having sex
3: doing both of these things on the same day 8)



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25 Dec 2006, 8:04 am

CanyonWind wrote:
I be just one white boy, but I don't think werbert's post was the most offensive thing I've seen on wrong planet.


SECONDED!

HECK, it was one of the least offensive things in this THREAD!

Steve



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25 Dec 2006, 9:21 am

Stay on topic please.
1) Have regular convos
2) Hug
3) Have fun together

I have no need for sex or kissing yet. Last time I was hugged by a female (in a non-sexual way) I felt brightened up for the rest of the day. :)