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27 Aug 2012, 3:33 pm

Oh, he still doesn't understand that he's not who he used to be lol.

OK, he used to be a cable guy and climb poles for a living to hook up cable. Now, one of the things we had to do at his mothers house was trim a lot of branches off the roof of her house. She had no equipment to do that with so me, him and her went to Home Depot. Neither of them can walk very far so they both got in those little motorized carts and I walked along beside them while we looked at chain saws and ladders and clippers. We couldn't find a ladder with a high enough test to hold him, (up until I found out he was looking for that I had assumed that I was to climb the ladder) so he bought a 250 lb text ext ladder.

We got back to the house and after getting everything ready here he comes all ready to climb the ladder in crocs, his Hunter S Thompson hat and $100 sunglasses lol. We had this big argument about who should climb it. He told me I'm supposed to hold it while he climbs it. I was afraid that it would collapse and cut my fingers off! But I held on. He got three steps up and the thing sunk about 8 inches into dry ground. He would cut three branches then come down and rest while I drug them to the pile by the side of the road.

He just can't see that he's not who he used to be. He also hit on the girl at the Chinese restaurant constantly while we were there eating and it embarrassed the hell out of me, cause his mother was encouraging him. She can't see that he's not who he used to be either.

Oddly enough though, he has a gf. This one girl from high school who he lives with.


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27 Aug 2012, 5:41 pm

I have said this before, but my funniest rejection actually comes from me. And I didn't even know I did it at the time. I have said this story before too.
The girl says to me "I have not gotten laid in a while." My response "That's your problem."



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27 Aug 2012, 6:47 pm

I have never been rejected except by one guy. His is simply "I have too many commitments to date and I would hurt you. You are my Solvejg and we can love each other until we die though" :oops:

The worst thing I have said to someone that just wouldn't take the hint though was "Dude, your head is shoved so far up your arse, i am surprised you cant smell your s**t stinks."



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27 Aug 2012, 7:13 pm

The only rejection line I ever received (coming from my only attempt at dating so far, unless you count a few messages sent on OkCupid as attempts) was actually very nice. In short, she was my friend, I developed feelings for her, something happened that could be interpreted as interest on her part and I asked her if she was interested in me. She apologized for the misunderstanding and told me that what she did was just something she does as sign of friendship. I told her she should not apologize and we should just forget about that and she agreed.

It was probably the nicest rejection in the history of mankind and we kept our friendship intact for the rest of the semester (to this day, we sometimes talk on Facebook, mostly about music videos we both share and my crazy photoshopped profile pictures). Nevertheless, since she was the first (and so far, only) girl I ever fell in love with, it took me three months to get over her rejection. In fact, I have not yet completely gotten over it, since I still sometimes think of what it could have been. :?

Yes, I am aware of how pathetic I am, thank you very much.


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27 Aug 2012, 7:20 pm

A friend of mine: "Will you go out with me?"
Girl: "Maybe"



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27 Aug 2012, 7:29 pm

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You guys need to learn to put women in their places.

What places are those?



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27 Aug 2012, 7:31 pm

"No. And I'm stubborn." I assume this meant not to keep asking her out......


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27 Aug 2012, 7:49 pm

Fnord wrote:
Wolfheart wrote:
You guys need to learn to put women in their places.

What places are those?


Read my previous post in this if you want one idea on how to put them in their place. Albeit, this one guarantees you won't get laid.



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27 Aug 2012, 9:23 pm

When I've been rejected asking a guy out, they usually just said something like "Nah" and I'd ask why and they would usually tell me they weren't attracted to me, or attracted to me "like that" and then I would follow it up with "OK then, wanna be friends?" and usually they said sure.


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27 Aug 2012, 9:59 pm

You have all missed the worse rejection line of all I really do like you "sincere not sarcasm" but you're too late and shows you the engagement ring. Image



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27 Aug 2012, 11:20 pm

"I'm sure you're a really nice guy..."

LADIES, PLEASE STOP SAYING THIS! It is honestly the last thing a man wants to hear these days.



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27 Aug 2012, 11:25 pm

:lol: <<< my worst rejection was less of a "line" and more like "hysterical guffaws"


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27 Aug 2012, 11:28 pm

aspiemike wrote:
Fnord wrote:
Wolfheart wrote:
You guys need to learn to put women in their places.
What places are those?
Read my previous post in this if you want one idea on how to put them in their place. Albeit, this one guarantees you won't get laid.

Okay...

aspiemike wrote:
I have said this before, but my funniest rejection actually comes from me. And I didn't even know I did it at the time. I have said this story before too. The girl says to me "I have not gotten laid in a while." My response "That's your problem."

So ... "putting a woman in her place" means acting like a jerk (e.g., "Negging").

I would never have thought of that.



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27 Aug 2012, 11:31 pm

what is a woman's "place", exactly? i never understood that.


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27 Aug 2012, 11:38 pm

aspiemike wrote:
Fnord wrote:
Wolfheart wrote:
You guys need to learn to put women in their places.

What places are those?


Read my previous post in this if you want one idea on how to put them in their place. Albeit, this one guarantees you won't get laid.


That doesn't answer the actual question, which was "What places are those?".

I'm curious too.


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27 Aug 2012, 11:41 pm

A woman's place is in the House...

... and the Senate!

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