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06 Jan 2013, 10:08 pm

Im a tough.
I have good abs.
I can talk to women, so Im am not super shy.
and I had sex before
and Im a fast. at least faster than the average person.
and I am better than you.

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06 Jan 2013, 10:35 pm

MXH wrote:

best movie ever

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06 Jan 2013, 11:40 pm

I have a date on Friday with a ballerina dancer.

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06 Jan 2013, 11:41 pm

EMTkid wrote:

I'm a paramedic, and get to do some really cool stuff. I am absolutely useless anywhere else, and have a meltdown if the toilet backs up, but get me on a scene and I am Captain Kirk. I've delivered 3 babies one premature on a dirt floor in the back woods of southern Kentucky, held a person's intestines in with my hand, done CPR and actually brought 2 people back from the dead. I don't have many things I'm good at, but the one I have is awesome!

+1 for bragging rights

Glad you found your calling.

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06 Jan 2013, 11:47 pm

I'm the smartest person i know.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n7t7cGwN7_0[/youtube]

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07 Jan 2013, 12:50 am

MXH wrote:

I met that guy and the director when they came into my old shop to buy mopeds

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07 Jan 2013, 1:24 am

if i find a couch like that at the thrift store I'm buying it.

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07 Jan 2013, 1:28 am

we had a pattern like that growing up and my dad just last week broke out the old cushions, tore apart the fabric and fastened it on his kitchen chairs, lol, he was on vacation, omg my dad is so cool he is always doing projects

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07 Jan 2013, 1:35 am

I almost charmed/impressed my ex-wife back! Almost...

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07 Jan 2013, 2:28 am

I might be single right now but I've had a really wonderful week so far and am feeling pretty damn confident about myself lately. I've been catching up with a lot of old friends as well as making new ones, and also had some much needed quality time with my family. Things are just peachy!

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07 Jan 2013, 5:58 am

I have nice hair. I think?

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07 Jan 2013, 6:33 am

Kinme wrote:

I have nice hair. I think?

Do you use Maybelline?

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07 Jan 2013, 8:41 am

Shau wrote:

Kinme wrote:

I have nice hair. I think?

Do you use Maybelline?

maybe she's born with it, maybe it's...

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07 Jan 2013, 9:17 am

hyperlexian wrote:

Shau wrote:

Kinme wrote:

I have nice hair. I think?

Do you use Maybelline?

maybe she's born with it, maybe it's...

SHE MIGHT BE A VAMPIRE! Tell me Ms. Kinme, do you sparkle when the sun strikes your fair skin?

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07 Jan 2013, 1:06 pm

Shau wrote:

hyperlexian wrote:

Shau wrote:

Kinme wrote:

I have nice hair. I think?

Do you use Maybelline?

maybe she's born with it, maybe it's...

SHE MIGHT BE A VAMPIRE! Tell me Ms. Kinme, do you sparkle when the sun strikes your fair skin?

Dangerous experiment! What if it turns gray and flakes off!

Try tempting her with a steak dinner (blue rare, of course!)

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07 Jan 2013, 1:15 pm

Shizz wrote:

MXH wrote:

best movie ever

see, girls love my humor. hows that for brag and proof

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