Why an imaginary girlfriend is better than a real one

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17 Feb 2013, 7:13 am

Dillogic wrote:
Can't go wrong with a pet rock as a GF.


Wouldn't it be kind of abrasive for... certain activities? :P


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17 Feb 2013, 7:30 am

Who_Am_I wrote:
Wouldn't it be kind of abrasive for... certain activities? :P


She's an asexual rock, and I respect that.



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17 Feb 2013, 7:33 am

Dillogic wrote:
Who_Am_I wrote:
Wouldn't it be kind of abrasive for... certain activities? :P


She's an asexual rock, and I respect that.


It's very important to respect the needs of any rocks that you are dating.


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17 Feb 2013, 9:44 am

Manti Teo? After "Lennay" I thought you would've got some help.....



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17 Feb 2013, 10:28 am

Who_Am_I wrote:
Dillogic wrote:
Who_Am_I wrote:
Wouldn't it be kind of abrasive for... certain activities? :P


She's an asexual rock, and I respect that.


It's very important to respect the needs of any rocks that you are dating.


But rocks won't say no to giving them a kiss. And they don't discriminate based on looks or personality.



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17 Feb 2013, 4:14 pm

Nambo wrote:
Ive been alive 54 years now and can confirm from experience that there is no such thing as a girlfriend.


A sample size of one is not statistically valid.


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05 Mar 2013, 8:33 am

Having a girlfriend vs idea of having a girlfriend:
http://www.cracked.com/video_18529_4-im ... g-80s.html

Maybe what is really interesting is the idea of having a girlfriend. The whole love and relation is just NT centric silliness.