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16 Oct 2013, 11:23 pm

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1. Be attractive
2. Be handsome
3. Don't be ugly
Doesn't being attractive makes anyone not ugly :?


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17 Oct 2013, 6:11 pm

nick007 wrote:
crubs wrote:
1. Be attractive
2. Be handsome
3. Don't be ugly
Doesn't being attractive makes anyone not ugly :?


It was a redundancy for rhetoric bro...



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19 Oct 2013, 4:30 am

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I met most of my girlfriends via the phone, I just got my number passed around by friends and then I would talk to people on the phone and then my social screw ups were minimal.


Are you joking again? I can't quite tell.


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19 Oct 2013, 4:12 pm

And now part 2: how to get a boyfriend



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19 Oct 2013, 4:29 pm

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And now part 2: how to get a boyfriend


Posting about it in a thread on how to get a girlfriend seems like a good start. :)


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19 Oct 2013, 4:33 pm

Cafeaulait wrote:
And now part 2: how to get a boyfriend


It's very easy for you as long as you're not ugly or overweight.

Eharmony.com

Plentofish.com

Okcupid.com

Datehookup.com

Match.com

Mingle2.com

Spark.com

Freedating.co.uk

Do you need more or can you still not find a boyfriend?



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19 Oct 2013, 4:52 pm

FMX wrote:
Cafeaulait wrote:
And now part 2: how to get a boyfriend


Posting about it in a thread on how to get a girlfriend seems like a good start. :)


Yeah, I think so too 8)



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19 Oct 2013, 4:59 pm

Cafeaulait wrote:
FMX wrote:
Cafeaulait wrote:
And now part 2: how to get a boyfriend


Posting about it in a thread on how to get a girlfriend seems like a good start. :)


Yeah, I think so too 8)


Actually it's an insult and should be in another thread.



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19 Oct 2013, 6:14 pm

I'm sure you meant it as a joke, Cafeaulait and I, for one, thought it was pretty funny! But, to be fair, it is off-topic, and further derailing this thread would be discourteous to the OP. So if you were actually serious, why not post a new thread asking for advice on whatever specific problems you have in getting a boyfriend? Or, if there are no specific problems, just post a thread with your picture and location and, if you're anywhere near as attractive as you've implied from time to time, you should soon have more offers than you know what to do with! :)


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19 Oct 2013, 6:47 pm

crubs wrote:
1. Be attractive
2. Be handsome
3. Don't be ugly

Follow these rules and I can guarantee you that love will be a no-problemo for you. Otherwise, tough luck bro.


You stole that from this video:

http://www.break.com/video/ugc/more-sex ... ing-289293


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19 Oct 2013, 7:16 pm

ASK HER LOTS OF QUESTIONS ABOUT HERSELF. A lot of people become flattered, (women included,) if you show a lot of interest in them. So ask a girl questions about her life, interests, ambitions, etc.



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20 Oct 2013, 1:47 am

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l0duOmmO02Q[/youtube] My kinda lady! :D


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20 Oct 2013, 2:11 am

FMX wrote:
I'm sure you meant it as a joke, Cafeaulait and I, for one, thought it was pretty funny! But, to be fair, it is off-topic, and further derailing this thread would be discourteous to the OP. So if you were actually serious, why not post a new thread asking for advice on whatever specific problems you have in getting a boyfriend? Or, if there are no specific problems, just post a thread with your picture and location and, if you're anywhere near as attractive as you've implied from time to time, you should soon have more offers than you know what to do with! :)


You know I picture you suiting a cat woman who wears snuggly jumpers and sits by a burning log fire, I don't know, I just get that image that it would be your perfect woman.



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20 Oct 2013, 2:25 am

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FMX wrote:
I'm sure you meant it as a joke, Cafeaulait and I, for one, thought it was pretty funny! But, to be fair, it is off-topic, and further derailing this thread would be discourteous to the OP. So if you were actually serious, why not post a new thread asking for advice on whatever specific problems you have in getting a boyfriend? Or, if there are no specific problems, just post a thread with your picture and location and, if you're anywhere near as attractive as you've implied from time to time, you should soon have more offers than you know what to do with! :)


You know I picture you suiting a cat woman who wears snuggly jumpers and sits by a burning log fire, I don't know, I just get that image that it would be your perfect woman.

A cat woman...or...Catwoman?? :lol:


OP...if you are doing this in the real world as opposed to online dating, this is my advice: Meet a girl, get along with her, then ask her out.



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20 Oct 2013, 2:41 am

hanshotfirst wrote:
FMX wrote:
I'm sure you meant it as a joke, Cafeaulait and I, for one, thought it was pretty funny! But, to be fair, it is off-topic, and further derailing this thread would be discourteous to the OP. So if you were actually serious, why not post a new thread asking for advice on whatever specific problems you have in getting a boyfriend? Or, if there are no specific problems, just post a thread with your picture and location and, if you're anywhere near as attractive as you've implied from time to time, you should soon have more offers than you know what to do with! :)


You know I picture you suiting a cat woman who wears snuggly jumpers and sits by a burning log fire, I don't know, I just get that image that it would be your perfect woman.


:lol: Woah, where did that come from? As it happens, yes, I do like snuggly jumpers and burning log fires and cats. OK, the cats are pretty obvious, but I'm curious how you came up with the rest.

Edit: definitely not Catwoman! I'm not into women brandishing whips, thank you very much.


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20 Oct 2013, 8:03 am

FMX wrote:
I'm sure you meant it as a joke, Cafeaulait and I, for one, thought it was pretty funny! But, to be fair, it is off-topic, and further derailing this thread would be discourteous to the OP. So if you were actually serious, why not post a new thread asking for advice on whatever specific problems you have in getting a boyfriend? Or, if there are no specific problems, just post a thread with your picture and location and, if you're anywhere near as attractive as you've implied from time to time, you should soon have more offers than you know what to do with! :)


I actually meant it as a joke. Good catch, FMX!