I'm sure you meant it as a joke, Cafeaulait and I, for one, thought it was pretty funny! But, to be fair, it
is off-topic, and further derailing this thread would be discourteous to the OP. So if you were actually serious, why not post a new thread asking for advice on whatever specific problems you have in getting a boyfriend? Or, if there are no specific problems, just post a thread with your picture and location and, if you're anywhere near as attractive as you've implied from time to time, you should soon have more offers than you know what to do with!
You know I picture you suiting a cat woman who wears snuggly jumpers and sits by a burning log fire, I don't know, I just get that image that it would be your perfect woman.