would you date me? [joke]

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Ferrus91
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15 Nov 2013, 5:43 pm

leafplant wrote:

what does 'universal index of your character' mean? :?:

Something that demonstrates for all people the nature of their personality by their response to your provocations. You are like a human litmus test.

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15 Nov 2013, 5:54 pm

nein, nein

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15 Nov 2013, 6:10 pm

eh? I've been called a lot of things in my time, but this is the first time I was labelled a human litmus test.

Does this gig pay?

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15 Nov 2013, 6:36 pm

leafplant wrote:

Does this gig pay?

No. You might get busking-esque sympathy change though.

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15 Nov 2013, 6:44 pm

I would totally date you leafplant but there was this other thread where you said you weren't comfortable being a cradle snatcher, so.... :razz:

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15 Nov 2013, 6:58 pm

Kjas wrote:

I would totally date you leafplant but there was this other thread where you said you weren't comfortable being a cradle snatcher, so.... :razz:

I wish I could return the compliment without coming off as creepy but on this occasion I just don't see my way around it.

hang on
do you mean you own a personal jet?

that would totally bypass all my moral reservations and personal preference issues :lol:

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15 Nov 2013, 7:21 pm

You sound fun and witty. I'd happily date you.
I'm close to an airport, does that count?

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16 Nov 2013, 7:41 am

^ haha! aww, thank you. that actually made me L-O-L

however, you don't know what I look like, maybe I am a spitting image of your ex who broke your heart into millions pieces? Maybe I look like your mother? Maybe I lack any physical allure whatsoever?

(psst. I have serious sensory issues - living near airport, or anywhere noisy and with a lot of sensory input would be impossible for me)

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16 Nov 2013, 7:15 pm

I have no ex's.
And looks or age, don't play a large part in my liking somebody.

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16 Nov 2013, 7:33 pm

well, this is awkward :oops: