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When I need to poop I put the seat down, I don't make it an issue against anyone sharing the house, seriously what the f**k is that? I am still shocked after googling the "issue" and seeing it how much a common couple issue in the west, I am not believing my eyes.

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Last edited by Geekonychus on 03 Dec 2013, 4:28 pm, edited 1 time in total.

What needs? I don't NEED to stand up to piss. Nobody does.

.........Nor do you need to be a woman to fall into the toilet at 3am because your roommate didn't bother to put the seat down.

Last edited by Geekonychus on 03 Dec 2013, 4:31 pm, edited 1 time in total.

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Electricity solves this problem.

I have just called mom (It's 11:31 PM here) and asked her: "Mom, was the toilet seat ever been an issue in your over 30 years of marriage?"

Mom: "Sweety, are you drinking?"

I don't have a problem with a toilet seat being left up..I prefer the lid down anyway. What I have a problem with is when the guy doesn't bother to lift the seat up before he pees standing up - so you sit down on a seat wet with his pee - that would really piss me off. pun intended.

I have once or twice 'fallen in' when trying to use the toilet in the middle of the night when not quite fully awake which is why I have instituted the lid down at all times policy. Plus, cats drink out of the toilet otherwise which is totally gross.

That makes perfect sense!! ! It's way much worse to sit on a trap of piss than lowering the seat in a half second.




I am with the lid before flushing policy for health reasons.

But it's your fault to not notice the seat before sitting on the toilet, you can't throw the blame on your man unless you're really blind but I think you are not.

Seriously if any spouse, man or woman, fights over such trivial, ridiculous and nonsense things then he/she's just a spouse looking for reasons to do a fight.

Agree with Boo. I'm one of apparently few men who'd rather have the toilet seat down, but I don't make any fuss if I were to see it up. All I have to do is just put it down. That's all. No drama, no hassles.

I was about to say something foreboding and ominous, like if you live with her for enough amount of time she is your wife, but I'd better not. Good luck, and don't treat her like a maid.

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index ... 145AA30gaz

Hahahaha

Me: Do you know that leaving the toilet seat up is a commom quarrel between couples in the US?

My sister: huh? Why?

When I told her why she laughed and was like "what stupidity is that?"

so what do Lebanon couples fight about??

Jealousy and money are most common reasons.

And leaving dirty socks on the floor.

Don't the guys there complain that they have to put the seat back upright after the woman uses it?

I got a better one.

A man goes out with his friends. He comes home drunk at 3:00 AM. He quietly walks into the bathroom, does what he needs, tiptoes into the bedroom, and gets into bed, all without waking up his wife. In the morning, she berates him:
"You came back drunk as a skunk again, didn't you?!"
"No, I had a couple of beers, then took a taxi home. I scratched my face pretty bad when I was out, so I went into the bathroom to put a band-aid on it."
"Then why is the band-aid on the mirror?!"

I've lived with my girlfriend for nearly 4 years now and we're doing alright I guess.

Here's how it works in my house.

1. Take turns cooking the tea.
2. Both people wash up.
3. Have equal amount of jobs to do around the place.

That's all I've got.