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30 Jul 2014, 8:42 pm

Warning, history indicates that if you have me all to yourself, you will get your fill in six months. You will enjoy me longer if you can share me with others.

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30 Jul 2014, 10:11 pm

Protector88 wrote:

Warning: I talk to much... :oops:

This!

Warning: I will want to go on lots of walks and talk about the weirdest most far-fetched ideas in the world. That is my idea of romance.

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30 Jul 2014, 10:39 pm

Warning: you?re not real?the moment I wake up, you?ll vanish.

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30 Jul 2014, 10:47 pm

Warning, unless you tell me EXACTLY what it is you want. I likely wont understand. And that goes down to giving hints to approach

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31 Jul 2014, 2:28 am

Warning: I am The Face of Boo.

nuff said.

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31 Jul 2014, 9:19 am

Warning: In order to find out what I am really thinking/feeling, you have to ask me directly, in advance, and provide up to an hour to come up with a proper response.

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31 Jul 2014, 12:37 pm

Huey wrote:

Warning: the less attentive I appear while you're talking, the more interested I am in what it is you're talking about.

OK, I have got to ask... WHY? Why are you less attentive the more interested you are. Please explain!

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31 Jul 2014, 2:14 pm

Warning: I get very hyper, act immature and can be very annoying and sometimes my humor can be offensive to some.

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31 Jul 2014, 4:13 pm

Warning: I'm not very good at social situations and I'll probably weird your mates out if they don't know I'm aspie lol

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31 Jul 2014, 8:20 pm

nerdygirl wrote:

Huey wrote:

Warning: the less attentive I appear while you're talking, the more interested I am in what it is you're talking about.

OK, I have got to ask... WHY? Why are you less attentive the more interested you are. Please explain!

Tricky, but I'll try. Bear in mind that I was unaware that everyone else doesn't think this way until about six months ago, and I'm still trying to figure out how those around me perceive things, and I hope to succeed.
Here goes: as I read or hear a word spoken, a flood of information comes to my immediate attention. Everything I've ever associated with that string of characters or sounds is recalled, and with strangers, this can be a problem. I don't know enough about this person to accurately select the meaning that he/she is trying to convey, so I go to default: literal interpretation.
As I get to know someone, I slowly begin to relate the essence of what they're thinking to the words they speak. I'm pretty sure everyone does this, it just seems to take me a lot longer.
So, at first, if we share some common interests, I'll stop you often to ask clarifying questions. As we get better acquainted, I understand more about who you are, and I get better at seeing exactly what it is you're talking about. Eventually, when you tell a story, I'm able to become totally immersed in it, and forget to say those damn little yeahs, uh-huhs and sures at the appropriate times. At that point, it looks like I'm staring off into space and ignoring you, but in fact I'm totally into it.
Can anyone else relate to this?
I hope I answered your question.

Warning: that was a great movie! Let's watch it again...

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31 Jul 2014, 9:13 pm

^ I can relate.

Warning, if you become boring, I'll take you for granted even though I'd rather not.

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01 Aug 2014, 5:18 pm

I, too can relate.

Warning: Don't expect to have a normal back-and-forth conversation with me. You can just tell me stories and I'll tell you stories that your stories reminded me of and I will not ever ask you a personal question until I have known you at least a month.

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01 Aug 2014, 6:14 pm

Stargazer43 wrote:

Warning: I'm borderline obsessed with classical music, and will subject you to more of it than most sane people can tolerate. In fact, I've already started doing that on this forum!

lol There is no such thing as too much classical music!

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02 Aug 2014, 9:32 pm

aspiemike wrote:

Warning: you may not like the answers to the questions you have to ask me.

This^^^

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02 Aug 2014, 10:12 pm

Warning: I will over-analyze everything you say. This is because I don't really know all of the codes involved in normal conversation and am trying to make up for that fact. Life will just be easier if we're upfront with each other.

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02 Aug 2014, 10:28 pm

aspiemike wrote:

Warning: you may not like the answers to the questions you have to ask me.

AstroGeek wrote:

These two go together, I think.

Warning, I'll give you honest answers, so you won't need to read into them and you will misunderstand if you try to. Similarly, if you expect me to read your meaning from an indirect answer, I might get it wrong more often than not.

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