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28 Jun 2015, 3:24 pm

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28 Jun 2015, 5:56 pm

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One more thing. It relates to my suggestive comments, but I just thought of it and had to say it. When a girl who is shorter than you gets on her hands and knees and you get behind her so you two can play leapfrog, she's not quite high enough to play comfortable and it's a funny angle. When a girl close to your height gets on her hands and knees to play leapfrog we are the perfect height like we were custom made for you to play leapfrog with. No weird angles, no leg cramps, no constantly trying to lift us so you can get in position to jump over us. None of that. It's actually perfect. Also, you may notice that even those few inches and slightly different angle give you a different and better view. So, another reason to date tall girls, we are better at leapfrog.


interesting. but so you saying a 6'4 guy and 5' girl wouldn't' work out? most women are quite shorter then me. I can't afford to be picky and I also tend to like shorter women.


Of course it would work out. It would just take some pillows or you standing on the floor.

You do know what that post was actually about, right? It's about how I've heard that it's much better and more comfortable to have doggie style sex with both kneeling on the bed with a taller girl than a shorter. It's always doable hon. The goal is to get tings lined up at the correct height. It's just easier when the guys legs and the girls legs are pretty much the same length. Everything matches up perfectly.

However, I think worrying about if you will be able to have doggie style sex with a girl of the type you are attracted to is putting the cart way before the horse.


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28 Jun 2015, 6:25 pm

I like looking at a lady's face when I make love to her.



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28 Jun 2015, 6:40 pm

This conversation is getting me a bit worked up.


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28 Jun 2015, 7:34 pm

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I like looking at a lady's face when I make love to her.


When making love, yes. There is a difference between making love and down and dirty f***ing. Both are great and have their time and place and are not mutually exclusive in a relationship, I don't think. It just depends on what you are in the mood for that particular day/night/most likely just morning when he's over 50 ;-)


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28 Jun 2015, 7:56 pm

When I'm inspired, I probably have as much "capacity" for lovemaking as when I was in my 20s.



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28 Jun 2015, 11:07 pm

As for equal body size when it comes to sexual positions such as doggie style you may be right Oom thanks for the advice but that wasnt on my mind when I made this thread! :oops:


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29 Jun 2015, 1:07 am

OliveOilMom wrote:
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One more thing. It relates to my suggestive comments, but I just thought of it and had to say it. When a girl who is shorter than you gets on her hands and knees and you get behind her so you two can play leapfrog, she's not quite high enough to play comfortable and it's a funny angle. When a girl close to your height gets on her hands and knees to play leapfrog we are the perfect height like we were custom made for you to play leapfrog with. No weird angles, no leg cramps, no constantly trying to lift us so you can get in position to jump over us. None of that. It's actually perfect. Also, you may notice that even those few inches and slightly different angle give you a different and better view. So, another reason to date tall girls, we are better at leapfrog.


interesting. but so you saying a 6'4 guy and 5' girl wouldn't' work out? most women are quite shorter then me. I can't afford to be picky and I also tend to like shorter women.


Of course it would work out. It would just take some pillows or you standing on the floor.

You do know what that post was actually about, right? It's about how I've heard that it's much better and more comfortable to have doggie style sex with both kneeling on the bed with a taller girl than a shorter. It's always doable hon. The goal is to get tings lined up at the correct height. It's just easier when the guys legs and the girls legs are pretty much the same length. Everything matches up perfectly.

However, I think worrying about if you will be able to have doggie style sex with a girl of the type you are attracted to is putting the cart way before the horse.


yes I was pretty sure that's what you meant as adults don't play leap frog.

yes but I can't stop worrying about all that stuff even though I know I'll never have sex, be touched or loved. was talked about having sex once and girl was saying doggy style would be impossible.



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29 Jun 2015, 1:26 am

I never see female users start threads just for being hit on by someone.

Like meh....that shows how guys here give it too much importance when *any* girl hit on them.



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29 Jun 2015, 1:59 am

The_Face_of_Boo wrote:
I never see female users start threads just for being hit on by someone.

Like meh....that shows how guys here give it too much importance when *any* girl hit on them.


well its very rare that it happens.



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29 Jun 2015, 5:38 am

Deleted and offer withdrawn

(Otaku, this post didn't have anything to do with your thread, it was to a poster in it about introducing him to girls. No worries, it's not about this thread at all.)


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29 Jun 2015, 2:32 pm

you should feel flattered, it's not often that a woman approaches a man for once.



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29 Jun 2015, 5:03 pm

Am I the only one who finds six foot+ girls kind of hot?


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29 Jun 2015, 5:05 pm

WantToHaveALife wrote:
you should feel flattered, it's not often that a woman approaches a man for once.
They do it a lot but usually in a subtle way so I don't figure it out until it's too late.


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29 Jun 2015, 5:52 pm

I don't know how often they do it, but it's an experience that by no means all men will have, and probably for very good reasons. If it were to happen to me, words fail me to describe how flattered I'd feel, because it's just about the last thing I'd expect.

Well, actually, I wouldn't feel flattered at all, because I wouldn't believe it. It's plain as day that the hypothesis that I'm being made fun of would be orders of magnitude more likely to be true.


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29 Jun 2015, 6:01 pm

OliveOilMom wrote:
Deleted and offer withdrawn

(Otaku, this post didn't have anything to do with your thread, it was to a poster in it about introducing him to girls. No worries, it's not about this thread at all.)


me?

sorry if I've upset you some how :(