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08 Aug 2015, 6:15 pm

(wearing undies with a Pinnochio face) "This one wants to lie to you".



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08 Aug 2015, 6:25 pm

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I'm sorry miss, but could you back up a little bit...you're stepping on my cock.


At first I was thinking another Boo line that's not going to get him anything but maybe a slap in the face, but I have to say I can't stop laughing at this one! Crap, I'm still laughing!


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08 Aug 2015, 6:26 pm

The_Face_of_Boo wrote:
(wearing undies with a Pinnochio face) "This one wants to lie to you".


That's getting pretty good, but you'd have to be somewhere in your undies first.


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08 Aug 2015, 8:03 pm

Excuse me, but anyone here got five twenties for a C-note?



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09 Aug 2015, 12:35 am

Fnord wrote:
Excuse me, but anyone here got five twenties for a C-note?


I don't get it, Fnord. Could you explain it to me? 0:)


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09 Aug 2015, 4:17 am

Are you people suggesting pickup lines are ever used as something other than a joke?

Actually, I haven't used them as jokes, either.


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09 Aug 2015, 8:25 am

nurseangela wrote:
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Excuse me, but anyone here got five twenties for a C-note?
I don't get it, Fnord. Could you explain it to me?
It's a pick-up line that works, in that it gets the attention of those who are more interested in money than in the man who is holding the money.

I've seen a lot of sailors on shore leave use this line to get dates.



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09 Aug 2015, 8:41 am

Are you on your period, or are you just happy to see me? HA! Made you look!


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09 Aug 2015, 9:15 am

Should we only list ones invented by us or we can list others too? If so:

Hi, I am god and tonight you will scream my name.



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09 Aug 2015, 10:09 am

"You look familiar, had we have sex before?"



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09 Aug 2015, 10:42 am

Hi, I am an organ donor. Need anything?



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09 Aug 2015, 12:19 pm

Hi, let's mate.



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09 Aug 2015, 1:20 pm

Miss, your eyes are so beautiful. Would you be interested in performing some sodomy?



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09 Aug 2015, 7:39 pm

"You look like you could be one of my future ex-wives."

Or ...

"How would you like to become my next ex-wife?"

(My dad liked these, and claimed they worked better than any other pick-up lines. He had a lot of other strange ideas, but he was never without a girlfriend after mom divorced him.)



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09 Aug 2015, 7:54 pm

Fnord wrote:
"You look like you could be one of my future ex-wives."

Or ...

"How would you like to become my next ex-wife?"

(My dad liked these, and claimed they worked better than any other pick-up lines. He had a lot of other strange ideas, but he was never without a girlfriend after mom divorced him.)

Reminds me of this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z5Uip9M4RmE. The line is at 4:40.



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09 Aug 2015, 8:51 pm

When I look at you, I feel like my pants just shrunk two sizes!


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