21 Jun 2017, 5:13 am
The_Face_of_Boo wrote:
XMildpetrichorX wrote:
The_Face_of_Boo wrote:
So do you masterbate while listening to some professor's podcast session?
No, I don't "masterbate" ( it's masturbate, sorry) to podcasts of any sort. I meant that if I am in a conversation with someone who is highly intelligent and of my preferred gender (men) and some other factors thrown in there for flavour, like a cute smile etc, I find myself becoming extremely turned on and have an insatiable urge to want to rip their clothes off in a intense and passionate way and proceed to have intense passionate sex.
This has only happened to me once where I acted upon those urges and ended up dating the man for a year and being friends thereafter for another year and a bit. Most intense roller-coaster of the highest highs and the lowest lows I think we both have ever felt. But that sex though
That sounds rapey.
HAHA. I am not sure if you are joking or not but that response throughly made me laugh. It may have "sounded rapey" to you and that is fine but we were both consenting and very willing and in the moment....I'm certain that that isn't the case with most rape victims.
21 Jun 2017, 5:17 am
will@rd wrote:
My favorite Facebook memes are:
"You know the difference between your and you're!? Excuse me, while I take my clothes off."
and it's cousin: "I'm going to use proper grammar on you until your clothes simply fall off" (if only that actually worked).
and
"You had me at your impeccable spelling and correct use of grammar."
Indeed. Snootch to tha motherf**kin' nootch. 
BaAaAAahng.
"You know the difference between your and you're!? Excuse me, while I take my clothes off."
and it's cousin: "I'm going to use proper grammar on you until your clothes simply fall off" (if only that actually worked).
and
"You had me at your impeccable spelling and correct use of grammar."
Indeed. Snootch to tha motherf**kin' nootch. BaAaAAahng.
" I am going to use proper grammer on you until your clothes fall off ( if only that actually
worked)"
It works for me ! Which is the entire basis of my thread here so, it happens..and it could happen for you!
21 Jun 2017, 6:07 am
21 Jun 2017, 6:22 am
kraftiekortie wrote:
LOL.....I thought you were a guy.
I have a wife.....but you might not have been half-bad as a partner in sin.
I have a wife.....but you might not have been half-bad as a partner in sin.
No , I am female. and I am not sure what I said to make you think I was hitting on you ? Judging by your response but whatever it was that is not the case lol. Sorry for any mix up there
21 Jun 2017, 6:24 am
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21 Jun 2017, 6:27 am
It's not just you. I absolutely love intelligent women.
This year I've dated two scientists. I'm currently attempting to court a girl in her final year of a bachelor of science. Maybe she'll be a scientist by the time we're going steady 
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21 Jun 2017, 6:48 am
XMildpetrichorX wrote:
The_Face_of_Boo wrote:
XMildpetrichorX wrote:
The_Face_of_Boo wrote:
So do you masterbate while listening to some professor's podcast session?
No, I don't "masterbate" ( it's masturbate, sorry) to podcasts of any sort. I meant that if I am in a conversation with someone who is highly intelligent and of my preferred gender (men) and some other factors thrown in there for flavour, like a cute smile etc, I find myself becoming extremely turned on and have an insatiable urge to want to rip their clothes off in a intense and passionate way and proceed to have intense passionate sex.
This has only happened to me once where I acted upon those urges and ended up dating the man for a year and being friends thereafter for another year and a bit. Most intense roller-coaster of the highest highs and the lowest lows I think we both have ever felt. But that sex though
That sounds rapey.
HAHA. I am not sure if you are joking or not but that response throughly made me laugh. It may have "sounded rapey" to you and that is fine but we were both consenting and very willing and in the moment....I'm certain that that isn't the case with most rape victims.
You should film it next time, and send it to me - so I can evaluate the case.
21 Jun 2017, 6:53 am
21 Jun 2017, 7:21 am
The_Face_of_Boo wrote:
XMildpetrichorX wrote:
The_Face_of_Boo wrote:
XMildpetrichorX wrote:
The_Face_of_Boo wrote:
So do you masterbate while listening to some professor's podcast session?
No, I don't "masterbate" ( it's masturbate, sorry) to podcasts of any sort. I meant that if I am in a conversation with someone who is highly intelligent and of my preferred gender (men) and some other factors thrown in there for flavour, like a cute smile etc, I find myself becoming extremely turned on and have an insatiable urge to want to rip their clothes off in a intense and passionate way and proceed to have intense passionate sex.
This has only happened to me once where I acted upon those urges and ended up dating the man for a year and being friends thereafter for another year and a bit. Most intense roller-coaster of the highest highs and the lowest lows I think we both have ever felt. But that sex though
That sounds rapey.
HAHA. I am not sure if you are joking or not but that response throughly made me laugh. It may have "sounded rapey" to you and that is fine but we were both consenting and very willing and in the moment....I'm certain that that isn't the case with most rape victims.
You should film it next time, and send it to me - so I can evaluate the case.
That was actually pretty funny. I have an odd sense of humor and that made me laugh pretty hard so thanks for that. And if you were serious that kind of makes it even more hilarious to me
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21 Jun 2017, 7:43 am
XMildpetrichorX wrote:
The_Face_of_Boo wrote:
XMildpetrichorX wrote:
The_Face_of_Boo wrote:
XMildpetrichorX wrote:
The_Face_of_Boo wrote:
So do you masterbate while listening to some professor's podcast session?
No, I don't "masterbate" ( it's masturbate, sorry) to podcasts of any sort. I meant that if I am in a conversation with someone who is highly intelligent and of my preferred gender (men) and some other factors thrown in there for flavour, like a cute smile etc, I find myself becoming extremely turned on and have an insatiable urge to want to rip their clothes off in a intense and passionate way and proceed to have intense passionate sex.
This has only happened to me once where I acted upon those urges and ended up dating the man for a year and being friends thereafter for another year and a bit. Most intense roller-coaster of the highest highs and the lowest lows I think we both have ever felt. But that sex though
That sounds rapey.
HAHA. I am not sure if you are joking or not but that response throughly made me laugh. It may have "sounded rapey" to you and that is fine but we were both consenting and very willing and in the moment....I'm certain that that isn't the case with most rape victims.
You should film it next time, and send it to me - so I can evaluate the case.
That was actually pretty funny. I have an odd sense of humor and that made me laugh pretty hard so thanks for that. And if you were serious that kind of makes it even more hilarious to me
You're evading my request. Not cool.
21 Jun 2017, 7:53 am
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21 Jun 2017, 9:22 am
kraftiekortie wrote:
Language is a fluid thing; Petrichor's word might not be in the present edition of Webster's or of the OED---but it just might become part of both soon.
Before about 2013, you wouldn't have found "selfie" in either dictionary.
Before about 2013, you wouldn't have found "selfie" in either dictionary.
You took the words right out of my mouth. Thank you.
And no lol sweet man I am not ignoring you lol. All is well
21 Jun 2017, 9:31 am
