Pros and Cons of Dating You

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Pros.
I grow an organic garden so there’s always food.
I love animals.
Decent enough looking.
I’m a good cook,when I decide to cook.
I’m a cheap date, I don’t like movies or going out to eat.
I have a library/art room.
I’m tolerant of others oddities.
Beautiful yard to walk in.
I’m quiet.
I have WiFi.

Cons.
Not much else to eat here but garden food.No Cheetos.
I live in a remote area,an hour drive to the largest town.
I’m on SSI,so low income.
I have lots of animals,some may not like that.
My house smells like dogs and incense.And cigarettes.
I’m plump and don’t like dressing up or applying makeup.T-shirts and comfy pants rule.
I won’t want to meet relatives or friends of yours,I have enough of those already and they take up to much time and energy.I won’t like it if you invite them over.Do not ask me to go visit them with you.
Don’t want to go anywhere,too much trouble.
I don’t like anyone around 24/7,
I need solitude and quiet.
I’m a slob and there are cobwebs and dust in my house.
I’ll forget your birthday and any other special dates.
I smoke cigarettes and sometimes drink beer.
I cuss.
I can be a smart ass.

Pros:
Loyal
Good listener
Empathetic
Self reliant

Cons:
Too quiet
Not good at asking questions
May not appear to care, but I do
Awkward
Self reliant

Pro: I can't get pregnant

Con: I can't get pregnant

Some people are just born that way.

I can't get pregnant either

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PROS
- 140% loyal and committed if i'm actually dating you
- tolerant + patient ( lol, i gotta be if i work with kids all day )
- i'm 9/10 times either at work or home so you know where i am
- i'm a decent artist and like to draw manga-style + comics
- animal lover ( could be a con if you hate animals but if you do, it'll never work out )
- consistently easy to please
- i look cute in fall / winter clothing
- though asexual, willing to please partner

CONS
- borderline obsessive at times
- jealous ( but working on it )
- asexual ( might be a con ) + not touchy
- slight lisp + speaks quickly when excited
- tendency to interrupt in conversations
- limited areas of interest
- don't want kids of my own
- scaredy cat

Pros & cons

+ Able to make a bunch of 3D s**t
- Frequency and quality is almost entirely at random

+Wants you to feel included in everything
- Will share things with you that you don't really care about

+Appreciates a wide variety of tastes
-As long as they aren't in a current, essentially-mandated social meta (COUGHCOUGHSTARWARS)

+Can last for hours
-Emissions may vary

+Will try not to upset you most times
-That will probably end up upsetting you

+won't yell
-Sometimes just can't talk, leading you to believe you're being ignored

pros:
-I cook everything at home
-Am the right amount of friendly and generally get along with everyone
-Not prone to acting out or embarrassing anyone around me, always act appropriately in public and abide the rules
-Likes dogs and cats, and sitting outside in lawn chairs
-Enjoys wandering around with a cold drink in summer or winter
-Loves tagging along as company with people when they're shopping for food or doing errands, unless it's busy like Costco on a weekend

cons:
-I don't like to eat out or order in often, for health conscious reasons
-Takes a long time to get to know me, am stubborn about who I open up to
-Loud tv in the morning kind of annoys me, especially when it's before my coffee. Beware of my tired death stare
-Shops too much on amazon because it's fast and easy, so expect mystery packages to just turn up
-Hates talking on the phone unless it's an emergency
-Hogs the bathroom and takes long baths daily

"The right amount of friendly" to me means getting people to f**k off as quickly as possible.

Pro's:
- I am loyal
- I respect personal space & privacy
- I am empathetic
- I like deep conversations

Con's:
- I get depressed
- Social anxiety + GAD
- Will be NEET soon
- Weeb trash