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The_Face_of_Boo
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27 Dec 2019, 8:29 am

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Most men are not like those giraffes.



I bet the ladies get aroused by watching two long necks hammering each other.



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27 Dec 2019, 8:38 am



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27 Dec 2019, 9:03 am

The_Face_of_Boo wrote:
kraftiekortie wrote:
Most men are not like those giraffes.



I bet the ladies get aroused by watching two long necks hammering each other.



Lol no, it's just amusing how combative males of all species can be, and how they are preoccupied with their "long bits" :lol:


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27 Dec 2019, 9:25 am

The_Face_of_Boo wrote:
kraftiekortie wrote:
Most men are not like those giraffes.



I bet the ladies get aroused by watching two long necks hammering each other.


I can’t think of anything more arousing than such aggressive stupidity. :lol:

I bet they would know how to give a lady a good time...

Anyway, if I was in a bar observing stupid, rival behavior between males, I’d say: “What am I doing here???” and leave.

What kind of person would actually want to stick around?



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27 Dec 2019, 9:30 am

Typical rival behavior I’ve seen from young males is the competitiveness surrounding activities like trying to see how many fold up chairs can be carried at once while helping set up church functions.

I’ve seen all kinds of idiotic rival behavior. If only my sarcastic asides were uttered aloud...



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27 Dec 2019, 9:49 am

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Typical rival behavior I’ve seen from young males is the competitiveness surrounding activities like trying to see how many fold up chairs can be carried at once while helping set up church functions.

I’ve seen all kinds of idiotic rival behavior. If only my sarcastic asides were uttered allowed...



See? Darwin was right.



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27 Dec 2019, 9:56 am

Teach51 wrote:
The_Face_of_Boo wrote:
kraftiekortie wrote:
Most men are not like those giraffes.



I bet the ladies get aroused by watching two long necks hammering each other.



and how they are preoccupied with their "long bits" :lol:


Some more than others.

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27 Dec 2019, 9:56 am

The_Face_of_Boo wrote:
Twilightprincess wrote:
Typical rival behavior I’ve seen from young males is the competitiveness surrounding activities like trying to see how many fold up chairs can be carried at once while helping set up church functions.

I’ve seen all kinds of idiotic rival behavior. If only my sarcastic asides were uttered allowed...



See? Darwin was right.


But it doesn’t generally work with human females, at least not intelligent ones.

The more of that behavior I see the less impressed I become.

Of course, when it involves the same people, that provides more of an opportunity for irritation to build.

“God, you’re such an ass!” :roll:

While he’s thinking, “I bet that impressed her! See she’s smiling! I’ve got 11 chairs, and he only has 8!”

[I was smiling because I was just thinking about how much of a moron he is and was hoping he’d trip.]



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28 Dec 2019, 1:38 am

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What does “cockblocking” mean?



When a cock collides into another; and blocks its (the other cock) way to the vagina.

.....I am sure there's a porn like that out there.


My mind actually was envisioning something literal like this. LOL
I might like to see it if they were transexuals or women wearing strapons :mrgreen:


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28 Dec 2019, 3:59 pm

nick007 wrote:
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The_Face_of_Boo wrote:
Twilightprincess wrote:
What does “cockblocking” mean?



When a cock collides into another; and blocks its (the other cock) way to the vagina.

.....I am sure there's a porn like that out there.


My mind actually was envisioning something literal like this. LOL
I might like to see it if they were transexuals or women wearing strapons :mrgreen:


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01 Jan 2020, 7:16 am

Some thing stupid guys do. I never hanged around a girl I liked with my guys friends.


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01 Jan 2020, 11:43 am

CockBlocker Internet Security might provide good parental controls :arrow:


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06 Jan 2020, 9:39 pm

The_Face_of_Boo wrote:
Twilightprincess wrote:
What does “cockblocking” mean?



When a cock collides into another; and blocks its (the other cock) way to the vagina.

.....I am sure there's a porn like that out there.


EWWWW!! !! What the heck is happening to Wrongplanet!!



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07 Jan 2020, 2:15 am

RightGalaxy wrote:
The_Face_of_Boo wrote:
Twilightprincess wrote:
What does “cockblocking” mean?



When a cock collides into another; and blocks its (the other cock) way to the vagina.

.....I am sure there's a porn like that out there.


EWWWW!! ! ! What the heck is happening to Wrongplanet!!


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