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29 Aug 2022, 9:48 am

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Sexocalypse? I thought they shut that place down.


:lol: very good


There's always room for a Simpsons reference. :nerdy:


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29 Aug 2022, 9:52 am

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I think God is going to do something about this within two months.
My nickname for it is 'the sexocalypse'


A Halloween sex fest? :skull:

That's right up my alley. No pun.


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29 Aug 2022, 9:58 am

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If you look at stats virginity and celibacy . . .
What stats?  Links, please?

I posted a link at roughly the same time you posted this comment.


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29 Aug 2022, 10:01 am

So does this all mean that at some point very soon we're all gonna drop what we are doing and spontaneously have sex with who ever is stood next to us.

I don't get it.

What's God got to do with all of this?


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29 Aug 2022, 10:14 am

MaxE wrote:
Change in number of people engaging in some sort of sexual activity, including solo and partnered masturbation, between 2009 and 2018. Teens and younger adults

EDIT people are even w*king less.


Hmmm nice...... concerning.



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29 Aug 2022, 12:28 pm

babybird wrote:
So does this all mean that at some point very soon we're all gonna drop what we are doing and spontaneously have sex with who ever is stood next to us.

I don't get it.

What's God got to do with all of this?


I think its gonna be that the pastors in the UK, and eventually the whole world will get the message that they have to try to help those with disabilities get laid. That's what I thought I head God saying but I could be wrong.

Everyone else would also hear this message and stream into the churches by the millions. I have been wrong about things before so I'm not sure.
A big Christian revival is supposed to be happening soon, as many people have prophesised.

The last one I know of was 100 years ago:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1904%E2%8 ... sh_revival
Also in Wales

I just looked at youtube and saw a video called 'God is faithful, he will do it' is that a sign? lol



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29 Aug 2022, 12:34 pm

There was probably a decline in people having casual sex during the pandemic and lockdowns and all of that and as people strlart getting back to normal again casual sex will more than likely be back on target.


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29 Aug 2022, 12:44 pm

Notice I said 'those with disabilities'
Those who still couldnt get laid if things went back to normal.



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29 Aug 2022, 12:49 pm

Ok sorry I overlooked that part :D


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29 Aug 2022, 12:58 pm

klanka wrote:
babybird wrote:
So does this all mean that at some point very soon we're all gonna drop what we are doing and spontaneously have sex with who ever is stood next to us.

I don't get it.

What's God got to do with all of this?


I think its gonna be that the pastors in the UK, and eventually the whole world will get the message that they have to try to help those with disabilities get laid. That's what I thought I head God saying but I could be wrong.

Everyone else would also hear this message and stream into the churches by the millions. I have been wrong about things before so I'm not sure.
A big Christian revival is supposed to be happening soon, as many people have prophesised.

The last one I know of was 100 years ago:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1904%E2%8 ... sh_revival
Also in Wales

I just looked at youtube and saw a video called 'God is faithful, he will do it' is that a sign? lol


So...you heard God tell you "You, Klanka, need to help folks get disability pay". And you replied "I need to help the disabled get laid. Got it Lord!". :lol:



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29 Aug 2022, 9:44 pm

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I thought that in today's world of the sexual revolution, and sexual liberation, that more people would be having sex now than before, but is there a reason why not, even with the liberation?


When people thought they had to get married in order to have sex, it was easier to find a spouse. Ever since the 1960's it's been going towards a free market.
In our financial free market many people are unemployed to make it an analogy.
Just to extend the analogy a bit further:
In order to have a job you need a minimum of social skills,intelligence, reliability,qualifications, transport, clothes, housing and energy. Or you have to be supremely talented in one area so a lack in the others isn't a problem. Hence why not everyone can find a job.


Are you saying that people nowadays require an SO to have too many skills and accomplishments than what is reasonable?



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29 Aug 2022, 10:43 pm

The Sexual Revolution and Sexual Liberation was during the 60s-70s, primarily.



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30 Aug 2022, 12:50 am

ironpony wrote:
klanka wrote:
ironpony wrote:
I thought that in today's world of the sexual revolution, and sexual liberation, that more people would be having sex now than before, but is there a reason why not, even with the liberation?


When people thought they had to get married in order to have sex, it was easier to find a spouse. Ever since the 1960's it's been going towards a free market.
In our financial free market many people are unemployed to make it an analogy.
Just to extend the analogy a bit further:
In order to have a job you need a minimum of social skills,intelligence, reliability,qualifications, transport, clothes, housing and energy. Or you have to be supremely talented in one area so a lack in the others isn't a problem. Hence why not everyone can find a job.


Are you saying that people nowadays require an SO to have too many skills and accomplishments than what is reasonable?

beautiful people want other beautiful people. smart people want other smart people. accomplished folks want other accomplished folks. hardly anybody wants a plain joe or jane who lacks shiny things in their being.



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30 Aug 2022, 3:15 am

naturalplastic wrote:
klanka wrote:
babybird wrote:
So does this all mean that at some point very soon we're all gonna drop what we are doing and spontaneously have sex with who ever is stood next to us.

I don't get it.

What's God got to do with all of this?


I think its gonna be that the pastors in the UK, and eventually the whole world will get the message that they have to try to help those with disabilities get laid. That's what I thought I head God saying but I could be wrong.

Everyone else would also hear this message and stream into the churches by the millions. I have been wrong about things before so I'm not sure.
A big Christian revival is supposed to be happening soon, as many people have prophesised.

The last one I know of was 100 years ago:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1904%E2%8 ... sh_revival
Also in Wales

I just looked at youtube and saw a video called 'God is faithful, he will do it' is that a sign? lol


So...you heard God tell you "You, Klanka, need to help folks get disability pay". And you replied "I need to help the disabled get laid. Got it Lord!". :lol:

Ohh so it was paid and not laid. Pastors have to redirect us to P.I.P. advisors in the UK then.
:lol:

To the other poster:
I'm saying that when marriage was the norm monogamy made it easier for the average person to get married..because most people were practicing it.
marriage or commitment today is irrelevant to what I'm saying, because its not as common.



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30 Aug 2022, 5:19 am

Being married does not guarantee that there will be sex. Not at all.

What about sex with oneself? Doesn’t that count? In many cases, it’s decidedly more enjoyable.

Finally, this seems like a silly thing for God to worry about. There’s far more important things that he should be addressing. (Maybe I should write him a list organized by order of importance. Getting people laid would be towards the bottom of that list.)

Since this is more about sex than love, maybe the Adult Forum would’ve been a better place for this.



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30 Aug 2022, 7:05 am

Sex with oneself relieves pressure but feels completely different afterwards.
Hence the stereotypical happy behaviour that someone has after sex vs the behavior after masturbation, which could be slightly depressed in some cases.