Guys: Describe your perfect girl

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Bodorus
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25 Aug 2007, 4:00 am

btw, i found a funny joke on the www (actually its sooo old but who cares):
First we state that girls require time and money

Girls = Time x Money

And as we all know “Time is Money”

Time = Money

Therefore:

Girls = Money x Money = (Money)²

And because “Money is the root of all evil”

Money = √Evil

Therefore:

Girls = (√Evil)²

And we are forced to conclude that:

Girls = Evil

AussieMatt
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25 Aug 2007, 4:16 am

Bodorus wrote:

Ahhhh you should be mathematician!

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squatterandtheant
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25 Aug 2007, 4:50 am

Just one? I prefer two. Open-minded double-jointed twins e.g. Kate Beckinsale and her sister (if she has one)

At least with two, when I fall asleep they have someone to talk to!

blacktext
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25 Aug 2007, 8:00 am

-Tolerant
-Giving
-Respects my opinions
-Values my presence
-Values my interests
-No religion, or not very religious
-Interested in world culture
-Liberal political
-Not materialistic
-intellectual
-artistic
-multicultural
-Speaks multiple languages
-Has goals
-Has values
-Gives positive encouragement
-Wears glasses :-)
-Doesn't drink or smoke
-Doesn't do drugs
-Not married/divorced/or seeing someone else
-No children
-Is punctual
-Educated (formally or informally)
-Independent
-Strong
-Reliable
-Trustworthy
-Loyal

squatterandtheant
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25 Aug 2007, 10:01 am

She should unleash the puppies when I snap my fingers twice.

She should also be a accomplished naked pogo sticker.

And women are best when they have no convictions.

Spot17
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25 Aug 2007, 3:36 pm

Bodorus wrote:

i want a girl with a manual, so that i can look up how to care for her, and when she's mad, i can look up in the manual how to manage that.

I want a guy like that. If you find a place that manufactures them, let me know. Cost isn't an issue, I have good credit.

edal
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25 Aug 2007, 4:33 pm

Brunette or redhead
Below average height
None smoker
Must like cats
Must be able to accept me the way I am

Everything else is a 'don't care' and for some reason this description fits my current girlfriend perfectly. Life is good.

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nb411
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25 Aug 2007, 5:51 pm

gwenevyn wrote:

Asparval wrote:

gwenevyn wrote:

nb411 wrote:

- minimum of 8ft tall
- fascination with beetroot
- can fit in tight spaces
- must be white, but not hospital white, a warm white though very white none the less
- plays the piano with toes

Anyone who is not like this sucks!

Drat! I'm out! :cry:

Because you don't like beetroot?

I don't even know what it is.

All that piano playing with my toes, for naught!

Oh I would still let you play for me and mine at the wedding even though you are freakishly below 8ft in height and don't know what beetroot is.

gwenevyn
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25 Aug 2007, 6:01 pm

nb411 wrote:

Oh I would still let you play for me and mine at the wedding even though you are freakishly below 8ft in height and don't know what beetroot is.

Oooh, that's just evil!

You can take your Australian delicacies and stuff them up your nose!

CockneyRebel
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25 Aug 2007, 9:23 pm

edal wrote:

How old are you?

nb411
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25 Aug 2007, 10:34 pm

gwenevyn wrote:

Oooh, that's just evil!

You can take your Australian delicacies and stuff them up your nose!

Hehehe

Tim_Tex
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26 Aug 2007, 11:28 am

Here are my sought-after qualities:

Likes the Simpsons and South Park, or anything else of that caliber

Chest is 34C+

Likes outdoor activities

Not asexual

is an Aspie

Has a master plan for her life, and is actually working on that plan

Must want kids

Preferably in the 25-35 age range

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squatterandtheant
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26 Aug 2007, 4:19 pm

A world class cook.

House proud.

Can suck a golf ball through 20 metres of garden hose.

AnonymousAnonymous
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26 Aug 2007, 5:37 pm

Bodorus wrote:

Maybe you should find a girl who's vying to be a mathmatician!

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BazzaMcKenzie
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26 Aug 2007, 6:30 pm

squatterandtheant wrote:

A world class cook.

House proud.

Can suck a golf ball through 20 metres of garden hose.

... and owns a pub

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Todd489
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26 Aug 2007, 6:40 pm

About the same height as me
Red hair
Thin
Loves guitars and music
By which I mean good music
Not that banal mung they play on the radio
Goals/aspirations
Individualist
Serious and formal in most situations
No drugs/alcohol
Not brainwashed with religion
No tattoos
Initiates conversations

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