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17 Feb 2008, 7:11 pm

sinsboldly wrote:

so if flowers are plants privates, it dosn't make them so 'private' does it?

'public parts' then

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17 Feb 2008, 7:16 pm

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sinsboldly wrote:

so if flowers are plants privates, it dosn't make them so 'private' does it?

'public parts' then

er. . isn't that pubic parts???

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17 Feb 2008, 7:19 pm

Harvard's Museum of Natural History has the glass flowers exhibit, and one might say it is the most beautiful pornography showcase in the world.

http://www.hmnh.harvard.edu/on_exhibit/ ... owers.html

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17 Feb 2008, 7:47 pm

Well, that makes bees paid sluts then and god knows if I can eat honey again :lol:

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17 Feb 2008, 7:53 pm

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Well, that makes bees paid sluts then and god knows if I can eat honey again :lol:

do you eat eggs?

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17 Feb 2008, 9:06 pm

lets just say that minoris, or majoris, they're somewhere else...

I read an article once that explained attractors, and what they're thought to mean. I didn't make the connection, but then that may be the AS...

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17 Feb 2008, 9:58 pm

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Well, that makes bees paid sluts then and god knows if I can eat honey again :lol:

Theyre also communist serial killers...

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17 Feb 2008, 10:20 pm

:lol: :lol:

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17 Feb 2008, 10:25 pm

ToadOfSteel wrote:

lotusblossom wrote:

Well, that makes bees paid sluts then and god knows if I can eat honey again :lol:

Theyre also communist serial killers...

Well, I've never seen a red bee. But that's probably just because I've never been to Malaysia and seen the Apis koschevnikovi.

Or this... http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Red_Bee_(comics)

Commies, all of them!

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17 Feb 2008, 10:32 pm

...When I saw this thread, I laughed-it's true! I remember that from when I was taking biology.
More food for thought- when you're eating a fruit- oh nevermind, just look it up, unless someone thinks it would be safe to say it.

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18 Feb 2008, 10:40 am

sinsboldly wrote:

lotusblossom wrote:

Well, that makes bees paid sluts then and god knows if I can eat honey again :lol:

do you eat eggs?

Merle

- I dont eat eggs- but I dont really mind that bees are w*****s as Im not that sorta prude- I especially like the flowers that disguise themselves as female wasps so that all the males hump them like mad......anyway I would say bees etc were zen buddhists rather than commies as they inter-are ( or inter-bee)....

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18 Feb 2008, 12:45 pm

yep... that's why O'keefe painted all tehm "flowers" :wink:

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18 Feb 2008, 2:15 pm

Camille Paglia wrote about this in her book 'Sexual Personae'.

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18 Feb 2008, 5:40 pm

history_of_psychiatry wrote:

The fower is tecnically the penis and/or vagina of a plant. If you ever smell a flower it makes you a perverted botanophile.

What are the flowers' boobs? Just in case any of us perverted botanophiles want to feel them up.

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18 Feb 2008, 5:42 pm

GoatOnFire wrote:

history_of_psychiatry wrote:

The fower is tecnically the penis and/or vagina of a plant. If you ever smell a flower it makes you a perverted botanophile.

What are the flowers' boobs? Just in case any of us perverted botanophiles want to feel them up.

They don't need breasts. They don't give milk to their young :lol:

Edit: Also, it should make all you women out there really wonder about why a man is giving you a vagina as a gift, hehe.

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18 Feb 2008, 5:57 pm

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Also, it should make all you women out there really wonder about why a man is giving you a vagina as a gift, hehe.

I think the message is pretty clear:

"I have deflowered some plants with the hope that it will increase my chance of deflowering YOU."

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