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02 Apr 2008, 12:38 pm

AMEN.


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02 Apr 2008, 12:50 pm

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This thread was the last one I needed to see. My blood is really starting to boil now! :evil:

F*** YOU CUPID!! !! !! !! !!

BURN IN HELL!! !! !! !!


If you wanna f**k cupid you got 2 pay(in ca$h), n***a! :afro:



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02 Apr 2008, 12:59 pm

O---kay..... :roll:

Like I really want to do that....... :lol:


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02 Apr 2008, 1:02 pm

You know come to think of it, I think Cupid's not a giggolo but a sneaky pimp. :evil:


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02 Apr 2008, 1:25 pm

MissConstrue wrote:
You know come to think of it, I think Cupid's not a giggolo but a sneaky pimp. :evil:


No way, he's a HO with a capital H :lol: .



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02 Apr 2008, 1:28 pm

Cupid has pissed me off many times in the past. I'll hunt him down like an animal and mount his head on my wall for ruining all my attempts to establish a love life! :evil: :twisted:


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02 Apr 2008, 1:39 pm

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Cupid has pissed me off many times in the past. I'll hunt him down like an animal and mount his head on my wall for ruining all my attempts at a love life! :evil: :twisted:
Ok, you take his head, I'll take the other one. I've got this theory brewing in my mind...I mean, if a Tiger's penis is supposedly an aphrodisiac, just imagine the pure mojo that could be created from Cupid's dong. :lol:


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02 Apr 2008, 1:42 pm

:lmao:

Damn, I wish I had thought of that. :wall:

Well, I will have his brain, I can know everything he knows about love..... 8O


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02 Apr 2008, 7:37 pm

BWAHAHAHAHAH. Aaaah, thanks for the laugh, man. XD

Seriously though, it's totally true.

I think Cupid's an opium addict. Or maybe acid. Or heroine. Absinthe? Something like that. Either way, ol' Cupey's one sadistic little cherub.

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I think Cupid wants you for himself.


Hmm, let's test that with the LOVE Calculator!

44%? Cupid must be out of his mind!



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02 Apr 2008, 7:50 pm

I think cupid's got a dirty little mind. <----- :heart: --------


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02 Apr 2008, 7:53 pm

Guess I'll get all his dirty thoughts to add to my own. :twisted:


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04 Apr 2008, 12:40 am

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what is he up to anyway? he shot his arrow at me, then what? just left me like that?

did he run out of arrow so he couldnt shoot at her as well?

did he hate me and just wanted to hurt me?


WORST. GREEK GOD. EVER


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Apollo_and_Daphne

Indeed Cupid had a rather morbid sense of humor, his lead and gold arrows making for quite a few entertaining combinations...I remember awhile ago I drew a fat mafia-version of Cupid with a pinstripe suit and a Tommygun "because bows is for sissies" Of course, he had a completely different meaning for when he said "he's sleeping with the fishies..." (for those that don't know, you don't want to know).