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WonderWoman
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26 Jul 2008, 1:14 pm

windscar15 wrote:

I wonder where the blow-up doll guy is in all of this

I think it's called a "vibrator," or so I've heard.

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26 Jul 2008, 1:34 pm

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I have taken a real person and made him a daily part of my life in my imagination. I hate it. It hurts. I'm doing everything I can to focus on my real life, but there he is. And I hardly ever see the real guy, so I know much of what is in my head is imaginary.

I remember having a bad, unrequited crush on a girl in high school. Looking at it now, three decades later, I see that it had far less to do with the real person than with my idealized version of her. Back then, I wasn't knowledgable enough to realize that was why she always seemed completely different up close--often unpleasantly so--than she did at a distance. You're right, though: it did hurt. That's actually rather unnecessarily ironic, considering that the situation never needed to happen in the first place.

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26 Jul 2008, 3:22 pm

Koldune wrote:

WonderWoman wrote:

she always seemed completely different up close--often unpleasantly so--than she did at a distance. You're right, though: it did hurt. That's actually rather unnecessarily ironic, considering that the situation never needed to happen in the first place.

Yup. I actually have times when I completely get myself out of it with meditation and focusing back on my life. It's just a big wave that keeps coming back. It will pass eventually. Maybe I just need to pay attention to whatever it is I'm supposed to be learning from dealing with it passing through.

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26 Jul 2008, 3:56 pm

I have. His name was Matthias. He was a German, but living in Britain. He did portraits in the style of the great Northern Renaissance masters. I must have posed for him a hundred times. He depicted me as the penitent Magdalen and exhibited me in an art show at St Catherine's church (which also does not exist). I spent a whole day in St. Gregory's (which does exist) pretending to look at it and then came home and, in celebration, climbed into my bath with strawberries and a couple glasses of wine and pretended I wasn't alone.

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26 Jul 2008, 4:27 pm

veruniel wrote:

Kool!

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27 Jul 2008, 1:54 pm

Uhh... No Comment :roll:

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27 Jul 2008, 2:18 pm

Numerous times, past, present, future, both sexes.

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28 Jul 2008, 1:51 am

Yep. Usually just daydreaming about college next year and potential boyfriends there. I live in a fairly small town so there aren't many prospects here.

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29 Jul 2008, 11:13 am

I have had several imaginary boyfriends before? Now I'm trying to get away from that because I know its wierd, and I dont want to have to confess about it later. Talk about alienation!

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29 Jul 2008, 12:49 pm

Not really, although I have run countless simulations in my own mind of what could happen with any of the former attractions I've had to real women...

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31 Jul 2008, 4:05 pm

windscar15 wrote:

I wonder where the blow-up doll guy is in all of this

That is in the adult forum

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01 Aug 2008, 2:19 pm

matrix wrote:

windscar15 wrote:

I wonder where the blow-up doll guy is in all of this

That is in the adult forum

You mean the topic, or is he actually a participant. I would like to meet him.

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01 Aug 2008, 3:45 pm

Joking response(didn't really happen): I was really lonely one day so I used my imagination to invent a girlfriend for myself. At first it seemed like the perfect relationship she did everything I wanted, never complained, was tolerant of everything strange about it. There were many drawbacks though, for example each time I tried to kiss or make my move on her in a public place, people would always stare at us, she must have given up a bad wibe or something. We had our ups and downs but things really got broken up when during a dream a anime character flirted with me. When I broke up my imaginary girlfriend was staring at me with intense hatred. I tried to explain to her that I didn't really had control in a dream, and that it wasn't my fault. That's when she became really complusive, and began stalking me everywhere. I couldn't even get any help from anybody else because no one believed she was real, and I couldn't file a restraining order because I didn't really know her bio.
Yet eventually I summoned an imaginary Judge Fudge who filed the restraining order, we're now seperated but I think it's better that way. She still invades my dreams sometimes though, I usually try to be nice to her then and I even found her a new boyfriend. He's an umpa-lumpa.

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01 Aug 2008, 3:54 pm

PsychonautChaos wrote:

Da-um! Can't even keep going in the imaginary world! Well I hope it was a good learning experience for all of you.

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01 Aug 2008, 3:59 pm

My imaginary girlfriend is a clone of a member here.

She's so cute and attractive and smart and everything

If you think that you might be the one ...drop me a pm and I'll tell you if you are the one or not.

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PsychonautChaos
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01 Aug 2008, 4:03 pm

WonderWoman wrote:

PsychonautChaos wrote:

Da-um! Can't even keep going in the imaginary world! Well I hope it was a good learning experience for all of you.

(Joking response (total fantasy) : The upma- lumpa works in the factory, so he get's a lot of chocolote. So she got a little overweight. And blames me for that because "I've made her depressed". And conversly I'm no longer that attracted to her, so our chances of getting back together are even lower.
I understand her resentment, but I always try to remember the good times of our relationship. Plus I got a really good deal in the hentai market for the video tapes I made with her during our relationship. People still wonder how a hentai movie could be done in live-action-animation format.

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