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Don't you hate dealing with the swarms of adulating fans too?
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Don't you know it! 52%  52%  [ 13 ]
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14 Dec 2008, 4:50 pm

Beautiful women throw themselves at me.



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14 Dec 2008, 5:06 pm

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Waiting outside his flat...

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This evokes two responses:
1. Most people really are disgusting when naked.
2. It must really be uncomfortable riding a bicycle naked.



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14 Dec 2008, 5:22 pm

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2. It must really be uncomfortable riding a bicycle naked.


LOL. Three words: "good seat hygiene".



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14 Dec 2008, 5:51 pm

NeantHumain wrote:
Listen, I can't even leave the house these days because of the swarms of admiring women. As soon as I open the front door, I hear them scream, and quite a few of them faint. and really the reason I am posting about it here is to rub it in your faces (or because I am heavily self-deluding—take your pick! :D).
didnt happen. :lol:


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14 Dec 2008, 6:32 pm

ephemerella wrote:
Ticker wrote:
2. It must really be uncomfortable riding a bicycle naked.


LOL. Three words: "good seat hygiene".


Thank God for antibacterial wet wipes.



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14 Dec 2008, 6:36 pm

Sarcasm aside - I am not capable of doing sarcasm - I seriously do find it difficult to leave my house at times if there are people around, partly because there has at times been attention from females in the neighbourhood who are too young for me to have anything to do with.

This sort of attention is not flattering and is surely in itself sarcastic. In fact if I wasn't an Aspie I suspect I wouldn't be getting it.

If I wasn't an Aspie I might not be living alone. I might well have a partner/wife. But even if I was living alone and had no obvious idiosyncracies... I might not get this attention.

You know what I mean. This attention does not happen because I am attractive.



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14 Dec 2008, 9:03 pm

I used to hate leaving the house because it was like walking onto the movie set with the lights glaring and the cameras rolling and you have to 'act'. The whole performance thing of life is creepy.



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14 Dec 2008, 10:05 pm

I guess I shouldn't complain, because at least I'm eating well.

Last week I had a Japanese sushi chef, a french pastry baker, and an organic vegetable gardener staying here. I couldn't get them to leave.

It got to be hazardous walking around my house in the dark because they kept throwing their underwear all over the place. At least the organic vegetable gardener didn't wear underwear.


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14 Dec 2008, 10:48 pm

ROFL!

This thread is making me think of BeatleMania!! !

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14 Dec 2008, 10:55 pm

Do broadly accepted to be attractive asperger's men even exist? Is male attractiveness to women really that dependent upon being socially competent? Or is it something more complex than that? There should be some string of psychological research regarding this.



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14 Dec 2008, 10:57 pm

sure; at home they're bill collectors, and at work they're people who want their printers fixed...;)



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15 Dec 2008, 3:59 am

CanyonWind wrote:
Last week I had a Japanese sushi chef, a french pastry baker, and an organic vegetable gardener staying here. I couldn't get them to leave.


That sounds cool. Great snacks.



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15 Dec 2008, 8:35 am

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partly because there has at times been attention from females in the neighbourhood who are too young for me to have anything to do with.


That's the only part of this thread I can realistically sympathize with. For some reason the 14 year old stoner girls in the neighborhood want in my pants >_<



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15 Dec 2008, 8:52 am

Why not just rename this thread into "I attract way younger girls than my own age" or something? no? -.-
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15 Dec 2008, 10:36 am

Legato wrote:
Keeno wrote:
partly because there has at times been attention from females in the neighbourhood who are too young for me to have anything to do with.


That's the only part of this thread I can realistically sympathize with. For some reason the 14 year old stoner girls in the neighborhood want in my pants >_<


I'd take that as a compliment.



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15 Dec 2008, 11:07 am

LePetitPrince wrote:
Tias wrote:
Oooh stop the BS please, why are there some people here who have "swarms" of girls after them?

It's not even realistic unless one is famous -.-


Because it's the Internet! On the Internet, all stories are real.


You just won the internet.