What would be the worst place to take someone on a date?

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You can take her to a peep show, never pay attention to her. Stare at the girls all the time, then join them and dance. You can also make comments like: hey, these girls ar so hot, aren't they ?

What about a traffic island?



If you set up two chairs and a table on a traffic island that would be very romatic.

One with some very noisy diesel fumed trucks would be good as well.

strip club.

The peep show is closest to what I was thinking of. In The Graduate, the Dustin Hoffman character at one point deliberately tries his hardest to ensure that his date has as difficult a time as possible in order to try to put her off ever having anything to do with him again. Along with being a total dick, he also takes her to a strip club.

When I arrange get-togethers with friends (I hate going out on dates, so I tend to avoid them/get out of them in any way I can) I always try to figure out something interesting and different to do. Some of the things I thought up:

Dressing up as extreme emos (with full on black mascara and tears painted on our faces) and parading around the local shopping centre while glaring at people, to see what peoples reactions would be.

Carrying a steaming hot tea pot full of tea and cups all the way out to the University lakes in the middle of the night and sitting and drinking tea on a small slope above the footpath, while people returning from clubbing stared at us.

Sitting on the carpet in my college room drinking tea and listening to classical music.

Rolling down the hill above the road.

Playing guitar and singing on the grass in the middle of uni, again in the middle of the night.

Drinking treacle shots.

Singing operatic harmonies at the top of our voices to the dance music at clubs.

Playing hide and seek.

Lying on the grass and staring at the sky.

Climbing trees.

And my all time favourite: "Pen wars". I'll even post a picture of me after I lost miserably (I had crazy hair because earlier in the night I had dressed up as a peasant).



As you can see from the marks on my arms and legs, I was owned - and that's a REAL get-together/date/whatever. Who really wants to go and meet up at some fancy restaurant/see a movie? Boooring.

To the comic book store.

in tesco

At a...wait I guess I have to censor it.

Ok well at some dance show....

On a bus that takes nearly three hours to cover 15 miles, due to a horrendous snowstorm.

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Thinking up a universally bad one is harder than it seems. Maybe trying to think up a bad place will ironically give you better ideas because they are more novel.

A battered women's shelter.