someone who is okay with the fact that I will take a mental left turn about once a month, and not just okay with it, gets a kick out of the left turns
someone who makes me be better than I am
it'd be nice if she had an hourglass figure, red or black hair and super pale skin too, but none of those things are even remotly required <in fact it's probably down around ninth tier importance, not low enough that it couldn't tip the boat, but not high enough that an imperfect score could tank total value>
I could actually put together a formula if I could quantify all the personality traits required, some day I probably should