An OKCupid message that about reduced me to tears.

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16 Dec 2012, 9:07 pm

MacDragard wrote:
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Stop being a picky b***h with high standards, Boo! :P


I'm loving the irony on this thread :D

In fact I'm amazed the women aren't all over Boo for his sense of humour alone!


Sense of humour is one of the things women claim to (or believe) care a lot about but they don't - it's not what determines attraction.

It doesnt. But it certainly helps if the guy has one.


I don't know of anyone who does NOT have a sense of humor.


I know a few. I know a lot more with a weak sense of humour.



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17 Dec 2012, 12:11 am

hale_bopp wrote:
MacDragard wrote:
hale_bopp wrote:
The_Face_of_Boo wrote:
nessa238 wrote:
blue_bean wrote:
Stop being a picky b***h with high standards, Boo! :P


I'm loving the irony on this thread :D

In fact I'm amazed the women aren't all over Boo for his sense of humour alone!


Sense of humour is one of the things women claim to (or believe) care a lot about but they don't - it's not what determines attraction.

It doesnt. But it certainly helps if the guy has one.


I don't know of anyone who does NOT have a sense of humor.


I know a few. I know a lot more with a weak sense of humour.


Well that would mean they don't laugh at anything, am I right?



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17 Dec 2012, 12:43 am

bahaha. i just got a reply from a girl i sent a joke message almost a month ago.



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17 Dec 2012, 1:20 am

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bahaha. i just got a reply from a girl i sent a joke message almost a month ago.


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"oh, now you're replying, b***h?"



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17 Dec 2012, 1:30 am

dble post



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17 Dec 2012, 1:32 am

like i said, it was a joke message. I pretty much called her a pain in the ass because she shot her dad in the ass with a bb gun by accident. I wasnt even hoping for a reply



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17 Dec 2012, 1:35 am

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like i said, it was a joke message. I pretty much called her a pain in the ass because she shot her dad in the ass with a bb gun by accident. I wasnt even hoping for a reply


I wouldn't joke with her If she's an American with a gun.



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17 Dec 2012, 2:00 am

The_Face_of_Boo wrote:
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like i said, it was a joke message. I pretty much called her a pain in the ass because she shot her dad in the ass with a bb gun by accident. I wasnt even hoping for a reply


I wouldn't joke with her If she's an American with a gun.


its ok, im a professional rican



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17 Dec 2012, 4:51 am

hale_bopp wrote:
MacDragard wrote:
hale_bopp wrote:
The_Face_of_Boo wrote:
nessa238 wrote:
blue_bean wrote:
Stop being a picky b***h with high standards, Boo! :P


I'm loving the irony on this thread :D

In fact I'm amazed the women aren't all over Boo for his sense of humour alone!


Sense of humour is one of the things women claim to (or believe) care a lot about but they don't - it's not what determines attraction.

It doesnt. But it certainly helps if the guy has one.


I don't know of anyone who does NOT have a sense of humor.


I know a few. I know a lot more with a weak sense of humour.


Yes, I mean sense of humour as in good sense of humour or my sense of humour lol

I've yet to accurately define my sense of humour. I'd call it sarcastic, facetious and black humour but not cruel



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17 Dec 2012, 4:53 am

The_Face_of_Boo wrote:
MXH wrote:
like i said, it was a joke message. I pretty much called her a pain in the ass because she shot her dad in the ass with a bb gun by accident. I wasnt even hoping for a reply


I wouldn't joke with her If she's an American with a gun.


Nor me!

In fact the extent to which these accidents appear to be part of daily life in America horrifies me!



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17 Dec 2012, 5:06 am

nessa238 wrote:
The_Face_of_Boo wrote:
MXH wrote:
like i said, it was a joke message. I pretty much called her a pain in the ass because she shot her dad in the ass with a bb gun by accident. I wasnt even hoping for a reply


I wouldn't joke with her If she's an American with a gun.


Nor me!

In fact the extent to which these accidents appear to be part of daily life in America horrifies me!



Even me, a Middle-Eastern Levantian who was used to the sight of arms as part of daily life, is now terrified from Americans!

Bush was right, it works!! If I was a terrorist islamist I would piss in my pants.



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17 Dec 2012, 5:13 am

The_Face_of_Boo wrote:
nessa238 wrote:
The_Face_of_Boo wrote:
MXH wrote:
like i said, it was a joke message. I pretty much called her a pain in the ass because she shot her dad in the ass with a bb gun by accident. I wasnt even hoping for a reply


I wouldn't joke with her If she's an American with a gun.


Nor me!

In fact the extent to which these accidents appear to be part of daily life in America horrifies me!



Even me, a Middle-Eastern Levantian who was used to the sight of arms as part of daily life, is now terrified from Americans!

Bush was right, it works!! If I was a terrorist islamist I would piss in my pants.


That's scary!

We tend to copy America here in the UK so I fear we will be the same in 20 years time.

Already we've had people smuggling guns over here for use in crime, which are freely available to buy in multiple quantities in American gun stores and online.



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17 Dec 2012, 5:28 am

Fuckkkk, she's an armed American! Heads down!! Run for your lives!! *hysteric screaming*

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17 Dec 2012, 5:38 am

Lol! :D

Or more like :( as regards the recent Connecticut shootings

back on topic...



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17 Dec 2012, 6:09 am

MacDragard wrote:
hale_bopp wrote:
MacDragard wrote:
hale_bopp wrote:
The_Face_of_Boo wrote:
nessa238 wrote:
blue_bean wrote:
Stop being a picky b***h with high standards, Boo! :P


I'm loving the irony on this thread :D

In fact I'm amazed the women aren't all over Boo for his sense of humour alone!


Sense of humour is one of the things women claim to (or believe) care a lot about but they don't - it's not what determines attraction.

It doesnt. But it certainly helps if the guy has one.


I don't know of anyone who does NOT have a sense of humor.


I know a few. I know a lot more with a weak sense of humour.


Well that would mean they don't laugh at anything, am I right?


No, you aren't. It would mean they usually have a pretty boring personality, in my opinion. I don't like boring people. I like out there people. :D



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17 Dec 2012, 12:37 pm

i said bb gun. It shoots little plastic balls. I used to have a couple of them, they sting for 5 seconds and thats it.