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SapphoWoman
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27 Dec 2007, 1:51 pm

0_equals_true wrote:

You are a like a ray of sunshine, except there is no harmful UV radiation. :sunny:

I love the way you stare at your shoes and look grumpy. Do you like The Jesus and Mary Chain? :heart:

I just broke up with my imaginary girlfriend :alien:

I brought you some roses. Did you know they use a silicone solution to stop them from going bad? They grow them in massive warehouses in Holland :nerdy:

They don't even use soil or anything...they either use a a synthetic substrate or rows of Hydroponic tubes...

LOL!

ToadOfSteel
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27 Dec 2007, 3:23 pm

0_equals_true wrote:

You are a like a ray of sunshine, except there is no harmful UV radiation. :sunny:

That's one I would actually use...

Aoife
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27 Dec 2007, 7:09 pm

0_equals_true wrote:

I brought you some roses. Did you know they use a silicone solution to stop them from going bad? They grow them in massive warehouses in Holland :nerdy:

They don't even use soil or anything...they either use a a synthetic substrate or rows of Hydroponic tubes...

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27 Dec 2007, 8:38 pm

ooohprettycolors wrote:

MrMark wrote:

ooohprettycolors wrote:

How much do you weigh? Because my weighted blanket is only 17 pounds, and I can't afford a heavier one, so I'd like to try you out sometime.

I love swinging. Are you a swinger?

My brain is wired such that I have feelings for only one person at a time, and for a very very long obsessive time. Does this comfort you or scare you? I hope it comforts you.

I'm ticklish.

My CD's and clothes are arranged i n rainbow color order. How are yours arranged?

Have you used any of those?

Um, no. but it would be funny.

i once did number 1... with a (married) aspie friend of mine, she weighed 17 stones.... it was very comforting actually

.... and it led to number 2 :oops:

MisterHeron
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27 Dec 2007, 11:38 pm

DivaD wrote:

ooohprettycolors wrote:

MrMark wrote:

ooohprettycolors wrote:

Have you used any of those?

Um, no. but it would be funny.

i once did number 1... with a (married) aspie friend of mine, she weighed 17 stones.... it was very comforting actually

.... and it led to number 2 :oops:

Wow... Remind me to be careful what I say...

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27 Dec 2007, 11:38 pm

"Honest I'm NOT going to hurt you!"

MisterHeron
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27 Dec 2007, 11:46 pm

"I find myself taking an interest to you. Would you mind having a chat?"

lotus
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28 Dec 2007, 4:06 am

Quote:

That hat looks good with your face.

rofl

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31 Dec 2007, 5:02 pm

I have two:

Do I make your magma boil?

You send seismic waves down my spine.

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31 Dec 2007, 5:22 pm

I had quite a few others, but they would have been too racy for the Love and Dating folder.

Tim

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01 Jan 2008, 5:37 pm

If you like the extrordinary paranormal than im your specimen

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05 Jan 2008, 7:53 pm

I've got some ermm...dead bugs back at my place. You wanna come over check them out? After that you can see my book collection and we can smell each book inside and out! What do ya say?

If person is drinking a soda and fast food.* Hey, you know that's horrible for you... *pulls out graph* If you see on exhibit a, this where all of sugar and fat goes. *hands out pamphlet to person* *after much degradation and brutal honesty* so, what are you doing on tuesday?

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05 Jan 2008, 8:24 pm

You and me baby ain't nothing but mamals,
so lets sit down together, and watch the discovery channel

Would you like to spend the evening round mine,
a candle-light dinner, while listening to my love song collection,
I have 427 songs to choose from :roll:

CymbalMonkey
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06 Jan 2008, 12:14 pm

"I've been observing you so closely, I'm surprised you're still here because of heisenberg's uncertainty principle."

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06 Jan 2008, 1:06 pm

lotus wrote:

Quote:

That hat looks good with your face.

rofl

You must be the only one that got the subtle humour of that one

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10 Jan 2008, 12:50 am

Are your logic circuits open collector?

'Cause I have some input for you. :twisted:

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