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26 Jul 2012, 6:15 pm

Because she doesn't like humor


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26 Jul 2012, 6:19 pm

Because he doesn't realize I like humor too much and don't want a belly ache.



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26 Jul 2012, 6:21 pm

Says that but eats curry often


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26 Jul 2012, 6:23 pm

makes no sense. :?



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26 Jul 2012, 6:25 pm

metaldanielle wrote:
makes no sense. :?


Curry can cause stomachaches


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26 Jul 2012, 6:25 pm

Because I'd have less respect for them if they wanted me, (and I don't like to *feel* that way about people)


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26 Jul 2012, 6:27 pm

Represses his sexual experimentation ;)


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26 Jul 2012, 6:34 pm

Unintentionally blames my chronic illness on food.



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26 Jul 2012, 7:14 pm

Because she lives to far away for me to be able to pamper and hand feed her her favorite foods.



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26 Jul 2012, 7:14 pm

Because he/she is an albino


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26 Jul 2012, 7:59 pm

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Because she lives to far away for me to be able to pamper and hand feed her her favorite foods.

Hell, I'd move if I could get that kind of treatment. :lmao: I'm not sure if I want to know the catch tho.


And the above poster is rejected based on his prejudice against albinos.



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26 Jul 2012, 8:51 pm

metaldanielle wrote:
AspergianMutantt wrote:
Because she lives to far away for me to be able to pamper and hand feed her her favorite foods.

Hell, I'd move if I could get that kind of treatment. :lmao: I'm not sure if I want to know the catch tho.


And the above poster is rejected based on his prejudice against albinos.


Actually, that is the catch..every woman I ever had a partner I done something special for them that was different, just with them. one I even brought home wild flowers every day and when they were not in season I bought them for her. and the biggest reason I done that was in many ways for my own selfish needs, it made me happy to see my partners happy. to see them smile. it was more for me then for them.



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26 Jul 2012, 8:54 pm

i say no to mutant monkeys



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26 Jul 2012, 8:55 pm

:? I remain skeptical. What did u do to have to get all those flowers to make up for? 8O



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26 Jul 2012, 8:56 pm

she hallucinates flowers



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26 Jul 2012, 8:59 pm

Smith is the creepiest guy i have ever seen.