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16 Nov 2011, 6:58 pm

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Tequila wrote:
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the pic reminds me of movies or tv shows where they throw a pair of glasses on a beautiful girl and call her "ugly" or something.


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She's smoking. Sure sign of a rebel.

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There would be an awful lot of frustrated geeks - hell, even in her own country alone - that would give their left nuts to do the sex with her.


If a woman can beat me at video games I have a problem with that.


I wouldn't I'd be turned on.


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16 Nov 2011, 7:03 pm

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:lmao:

That's definitely me on a Friday night... Minus the mess, and I wear thongs.


I don't believe you, so far, I think that's sunshower.


You've seen my lingerie shot :wink:


How can you miss it :wink:


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16 Nov 2011, 7:28 pm

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Soory I have no idea what your trying to say?


I'm referring to this (http://forums.filefront.com/spam-forum/208298-help-i-burned-my-girlfriends-cooter.html).



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16 Nov 2011, 8:16 pm

Um no offense but that sounds creepy is that really you? 15 ain't even legal and she may not even have hair on the wicket , is she really ready to bat ?


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17 Nov 2011, 3:18 am

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17 Nov 2011, 8:17 am

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Um no offense but that sounds creepy is that really you? 15 ain't even legal and she may not even have hair on the wicket , is she really ready to bat ?


No, that's not me. It's a famous Internet posting from years back that's been copied all over the place.

I love his solution of giving her some more game cartridges so he can continue having sex with her. 8O



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17 Nov 2011, 10:11 am

aussiebloke wrote:
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That's definitely me on a Friday night... Minus the mess, and I wear thongs.


Can I come over for sleep overs, never had one you'd have to show me what to do :wink:


Sure, you're welcome to, although you'd have to share the bed with MXH who's currently using my guest room :)


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17 Nov 2011, 3:13 pm

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Sure, you're welcome to, although you'd have to share the bed with MXH who's currently using my guest room :)


Bloody hell, the ferry crossings must cost a bit! 8O

(He said he was semi-living in Tallinn.)



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17 Nov 2011, 5:14 pm

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Sure, you're welcome to, although you'd have to share the bed with MXH who's currently using my guest room :)


Bloody hell, the ferry crossings must cost a bit! 8O

(He said he was semi-living in Tallinn.)


That's correct, it's either my Tallinn apartment or Finland.


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17 Nov 2011, 6:17 pm

Tequila wrote:
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Um no offense but that sounds creepy is that really you? 15 ain't even legal and she may not even have hair on the wicket , is she really ready to bat ?


No, that's not me. It's a famous Internet posting from years back that's been copied all over the place.

I love his solution of giving her some more game cartridges so he can continue having sex with her. 8O


If only it where that easy :P

Not that I would I wouldn't even know what to do :shrug:


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17 Nov 2011, 6:24 pm

Lilya wrote:
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:lmao:

That's definitely me on a Friday night... Minus the mess, and I wear thongs.


Can I come over for sleep overs, never had one you'd have to show me what to do :wink:


Sure, you're welcome to, although you'd have to share the bed with MXH who's currently using my guest room :)


:lol: :lol:

Take a photo if that happens.



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17 Nov 2011, 6:31 pm

hale_bopp wrote:
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Lilya wrote:
:lmao:

That's definitely me on a Friday night... Minus the mess, and I wear thongs.


Can I come over for sleep overs, never had one you'd have to show me what to do :wink:


Sure, you're welcome to, although you'd have to share the bed with MXH who's currently using my guest room :)


:lol: :lol:

Take a photo if that happens.


8O



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17 Nov 2011, 6:32 pm

The question that needs to be asked would she date you what could you offer her ?


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17 Nov 2011, 6:33 pm

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That's correct, it's either my Tallinn apartment or Finland.


You must have a few euros to spare then. :-|



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17 Nov 2011, 6:34 pm

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Take a photo if that happens.


Don't do that; hell, don't do that! Get sophisticated HD video equipment and a decent cameraman in, with very good sound quality!

MMF ahoy! ;) :D 8O



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17 Nov 2011, 6:47 pm

Would I date her? Honestly, no. That mess gives me nightmares just looking at it. A tidy person could help compensate for the lack of order in my life if I was living with them.


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