I used to know/work with a (now) very famous actor who starred in a (recently) very successful TV series, and I strongly suspect that at least some aspects of his character were based on me.
I have a decent level of proficiency at cooking Chinese and Mexican food.
Sharon Stone once flirted with me.
I once placed 2nd in a Jalepeño-eating contest.
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