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10 Jan 2008, 7:29 am

"Let's break the stereotype of the unaffectionate aspie together!"



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10 Jan 2008, 12:30 pm

"I thoroughly enjoy the smell of your pheromones."



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10 Jan 2008, 10:23 pm

"Hey, care to watch all 7 Series of TNG and ride at Warp speed together?"



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15 Jan 2008, 7:15 am

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What forums do ya post at?


That'd do it for me! :heart: :heart: :heart:



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15 Jan 2008, 9:26 am

wanna meet my pet dragon? :P



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15 Jan 2008, 11:13 am

Hey! Hey! You! You! I don't like your girlfriend! :twisted: :twisted:



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15 Jan 2008, 1:06 pm

:evil:



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15 Jan 2008, 1:06 pm

Ivana_B_Sedated wrote:
Hey! Hey! You! You! I don't like your girlfriend! :twisted: :twisted:


she could be you if your interested :P



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15 Jan 2008, 3:12 pm

Hey dear, you have a very nice neurological configuration. May I run my fingers through the hair of the head which contains it?



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16 Jan 2008, 2:07 am

um...um...(runs away)


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16 Jan 2008, 2:33 am

1. "Wow! You cross your arms just like me!"

2. "I couldn't help but notice that I was staring at you!"

3. "Hi...My name i... oh, um go ahead. What were you gonna say? What's yer... Oh, that's a... So, do you... Oh, I'm a... No, you say..."



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16 Jan 2008, 2:37 am

0_equals_true wrote:
That hat looks good with your face :D

You are very cute! Would you mind trying on this fake mustache for a sec? Thanks. I'm not weird... :wink:

What forums do ya post at? 8)

Excuse me while I rush to the gents to throw up, it is not because I don't like you! :oops: :eew:

Can I hold your hand? :)

Did your tummy just rumble? :P

You are a like a ray of sunshine, except there is no harmful UV radiation. :sunny:

I love the way you stare at your shoes and look grumpy. Do you like The Jesus and Mary Chain? :heart:

You smell like the ground floor of Debenhams, but I will let you off this once. :P

I just broke up with my imaginary girlfriend :alien:

I brought you some roses. Did you know they use a silicone solution to stop them from going bad? They grow them in massive warehouses in Holland :nerdy: They don't even use soil or anything...they either use a a synthetic substrate or rows of Hydroponic tubes...


All of yours are awesome!



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16 Jan 2008, 7:07 am

i'm sorry
i looked you in the eyes and got lost in your tears
for a million years
look me in the eyes and i'll run away again
and remember what heaven was like
for a million years


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16 Jan 2008, 1:06 pm

LVBen wrote:
All of yours are awesome!

Cheers!

LVBen wrote:
1. "Wow! You cross your arms just like me!"

2. "I couldn't help but notice that I was staring at you!"

3. "Hi...My name i... oh, um go ahead. What were you gonna say? What's yer... Oh, that's a... So, do you... Oh, I'm a... No, you say..."


Those are good. :D

I can particularly relate to the third one. I can't normally deliver a line on que with the right inflection. It is all very well posting them on the internet. I'm much funnier if I don't try to crack jokes. Then maybe one of my lines will pop into my head at just at the right moment. Voila!:jocolor:



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25 Jan 2008, 10:28 pm

I haven't tried this out, but I've been tempted to drop this on the guy I like when I've seen him buying his usual lottery ticket, and I know he's great at math. Not sure if it's a pick-up line, might just be a conversation starter. "So, have you cracked the code on the lottery machine yet?"



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25 Jan 2008, 10:30 pm

Ivana_B_Sedated wrote:
Hey! Hey! You! You! I don't like your girlfriend! :twisted: :twisted:


Bonus points for quoting Avril!


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