What do you wear on a blind date?

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09 Aug 2023, 3:13 pm

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* la gamer



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Nice fluffy eyelashes, so you can look like The Spiders From Mars.


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You're making me hungry! ^



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09 Aug 2023, 4:27 pm

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Those fruits suspiciously look like... something. I can't put my finger on what they are!



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09 Aug 2023, 4:32 pm

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^ I thought women struggle to drink water properly.



I had to sip water from my cat's bowl last night to take my meds.
My back was so bad I couldn't get out of bed to get a glass of water.
The cat bowl was on my dresser beside the bed.
I didn't even have to bend down for it, which I can't manage doing either.

I told you I'm too sexy for my pets!


Got any meowing symptoms by now?



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09 Aug 2023, 4:34 pm

The_Face_of_Boo wrote:
IsabellaLinton wrote:
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^ I thought women struggle to drink water properly.



I had to sip water from my cat's bowl last night to take my meds.
My back was so bad I couldn't get out of bed to get a glass of water.
The cat bowl was on my dresser beside the bed.
I didn't even have to bend down for it, which I can't manage doing either.

I told you I'm too sexy for my pets!


Got any meowing symptoms by now?

I knew a guy who was in the habit of meowing in subterranean locales. He sounded quite convincing.



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09 Aug 2023, 4:36 pm

blitzkrieg wrote:
Those fruits suspiciously look like... something. I can't put my finger on what they are!


Whatever it is, they certainly look tasty.