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12 Jul 2012, 6:46 pm

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Chocolate makes you feel like you are newly in love. It affects the body and mind in a subtle but powerful way

Girls just gobble that stuff down through programming (as seen here and on TV), like thye activity shopping is promoted, which also provides a satisfying lift of spirit

but just like shopping highs, the high wears off and the addict needs another hit, then another and another

I dont do chocolate at all, I heading toward being straight edge very soon, including no more caffeine drinks

Chocolate is really not good for women, they would be overall happier without it.

However, a tiny tiny amount, like 1 and 1/2 squares of dark chocolate has a medicinal anti oxidant action. In the long run, its better to have some anti oxidant berries instead of choc, because of the sugar and refined diary

For most its a food addiction :arrow:


Take my chocolate away and see how happy I am! :twisted: lol



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12 Jul 2012, 6:48 pm

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He who has the power of chocolate can control the world muahahaha!! ! That is why count chocula gets all the girls!! ! :D


Why do so many females like chocolate so damn much?........I heard it's technically a drug, but if it is then it's certainly not a very strong one and the effects certainly do not make up for needing lots of water to drink just to make it through one disgusting candy bar. I like occasional small amounts of dark chocolate.......like if someone gives me a bar of it then it will probably last a couple months at least.
Chocolate is like catnip for women I think.Although I myself like chocolate too and Im a guy mmmm delicious chocolate!!!But I dont know if I go as crazy for chocolate as much as the females do.Perhaps I should begin a scientific documentary on the effects of chocolate on the female gender fascinating indeed.<pulls out his clip board to take notes> :nerdy:


If your scientific study includes the participants being provided with chocolate, then count me in! :D



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12 Jul 2012, 9:16 pm

i don't like chocolate. back when i was trying to reduce my blood pressure i had to force myself to eat a couple squares of dark chocolate every day, but really i was just forcing it down. i took a survey of the men and women in my life once, and found that the men liked chocolate more than the women.


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12 Jul 2012, 9:20 pm

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i don't like chocolate. back when i was trying to reduce my blood pressure i had to force myself to eat a couple squares of dark chocolate every day, but really i was just forcing it down. i took a survey of the men and women in my life once, and found that the men liked chocolate more than the women.


My mom isn't a huge chocolate fan either but I really am an addict!



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12 Jul 2012, 9:47 pm

BrenJB wrote:
hyperlexian wrote:
i don't like chocolate. back when i was trying to reduce my blood pressure i had to force myself to eat a couple squares of dark chocolate every day, but really i was just forcing it down. i took a survey of the men and women in my life once, and found that the men liked chocolate more than the women.


My mom isn't a huge chocolate fan either but I really am an addict!


One could compromise child bearing facilities with an addiction... :o The body is our temple and the sins of the father (and mother) are visited upon the child.....



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12 Jul 2012, 9:50 pm

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i don't like chocolate. back when i was trying to reduce my blood pressure i had to force myself to eat a couple squares of dark chocolate every day, but really i was just forcing it down. i took a survey of the men and women in my life once, and found that the men liked chocolate more than the women.


My mom isn't a huge chocolate fan either but I really am an addict!


Make sure you dont hurt your child bearing facilities with your addiction... :o Your body is a temple and the sins of the father (and mother) are visited upon the child.....


I'm quite curious...How would I hurt my child bearing facilities be affected by chocolate? :)



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13 Jul 2012, 1:53 am

By eating a big block of the stuff at one sitting, a few times a week or more.

I edited by comment as it was originally a bit rude, my apologies



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13 Jul 2012, 3:07 am

Lots of love!! ! Hugs!! ! and most of all respect!! ! :D :heart: :heart:


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13 Jul 2012, 3:12 am

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One could compromise child bearing facilities with an addiction... :o The body is our temple and the sins of the father (and mother) are visited upon the child.....


That wouldn't bother me any. I never want any kids.



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13 Jul 2012, 4:30 am

When I make chocolate bars, I tend to replace the butter with baby food and replace the sugar with sweeteners, it is a much healthier alternative as opposed to eating normal chocolate bars which are packed with sugar and fat.



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13 Jul 2012, 4:31 am

Here's some healthy chocolate recipes for people that are interested in attempting to make their own.
http://www.bodybuilding.com/fun/chocolate-rules.html



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13 Jul 2012, 4:38 am

my womb is full of delicious artisan chocolate!


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13 Jul 2012, 4:40 am

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my womb is full of delicious artisan chocolate!


You naughty minx, you, I am jealous now. :wink:



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13 Jul 2012, 6:01 am

When I was a kid I loved sweets, but once I became an adult I hardly ever touch the stuff, any kind of sweets. now days the only kind I seem to care for is the natural kind, like ripe fruits.

Although after Halloween my son tries to stuff down me the candies he does not want and so I eat a little then.



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13 Jul 2012, 6:14 am

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When I make chocolate bars, I tend to replace the butter with baby food and replace the sugar with sweeteners, it is a much healthier alternative as opposed to eating normal chocolate bars which are packed with sugar and fat.


Healthy? That totally defeats the hedonistic purpose of chocolate.



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13 Jul 2012, 6:18 am

edgewaters wrote:
Wolfheart wrote:
When I make chocolate bars, I tend to replace the butter with baby food and replace the sugar with sweeteners, it is a much healthier alternative as opposed to eating normal chocolate bars which are packed with sugar and fat.


Healthy? That totally defeats the hedonistic purpose of chocolate.


Lies! There's great ways to be all hedonistic that are quite healthy for you. Maple syrup is a great example. No fats or anything like that! Just carbohydrates. Adding maple syrup is an easy way to make something taste better without clogging up your arteries with fat. Just be careful with the kilojoules (unless you're me, in which case you can barely get enough of them).


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