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TheMidnightJudge
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25 Jan 2008, 10:37 pm

Tim_Tex wrote:

Ivana_B_Sedated wrote:

Hey! Hey! You! You! I don't like your girlfriend! :twisted:

Bonus points for quoting Avril!

I'm deducting points for quoting an abnoxious song.

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26 Jan 2008, 1:12 am

TheMidnightJudge wrote:

Tim_Tex wrote:

Ivana_B_Sedated wrote:

Hey! Hey! You! You! I don't like your girlfriend! :twisted:

Bonus points for quoting Avril!

I'm deducting points for quoting an abnoxious song.

And i'm deducting points because i don't like the negativity in the original line :twisted:

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26 Jan 2008, 1:17 am

Triangular_Trees wrote:

TheMidnightJudge wrote:

Tim_Tex wrote:

Ivana_B_Sedated wrote:

Hey! Hey! You! You! I don't like your girlfriend! :twisted:

Bonus points for quoting Avril!

I'm deducting points for quoting an abnoxious song.

And i'm deducting points because i don't like the negativity in the original line :twisted:

And I'm adding points because I don't like deducting points. So there. :tongue:

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26 Jan 2008, 2:04 am

DeaconBlues wrote:

Triangular_Trees wrote:

TheMidnightJudge wrote:

Tim_Tex wrote:

Ivana_B_Sedated wrote:

Hey! Hey! You! You! I don't like your girlfriend! :twisted:

Bonus points for quoting Avril!

I'm deducting points for quoting an abnoxious song.

And i'm deducting points because i don't like the negativity in the original line :twisted:

And I'm adding points because I don't like deducting points. So there. :tongue:

And I'm deducting them again because Avril s**thead
is a spiteful NT zombie
who promotes ridicule, humiliation and bullying as legitimate social skills
to be imitated by impressionable youths :!:

Die Hater-girl DIE
:evil:

Hmm...I think that would really work as a pick-up line! :lol:

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26 Jan 2008, 5:57 am

I'm not going to hurt you.

I'm not a cannibal, rapist, stalker, or lawyer.

You have nothing to fear from me.

Are you feeling warmfuzzies yet? :lol:

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26 Jan 2008, 12:13 pm

TrueDave wrote:

I'm not going to hurt you.

I'm not a cannibal, rapist, stalker, or lawyer.

You have nothing to fear from me.

Are you feeling warmfuzzies yet? :lol:

That reminds me of how I try to help a friend with social phobia. "Come on, Peter, whats the worst that could happen. We string you up, stab you, quarter you, and drag the parts of your body through town before having a bonfire where we eat you?"

*And that actually works a bit, because then he has to admit that what he's afraid isn't all that bad

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26 Jan 2008, 12:24 pm

"can i be your weighted blanket?"

"early lexus sc300s didn't come with outside temperature gauges but I don't need a gauge to know that your hot!"

"i have flannel sheets. would you like to feel the texture of them?"

Yeah. The lexus one is a joke. An ex girlfriend once asked me what I was thinking about and I said porsche. Wrong answer apparently.

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28 Jan 2008, 12:48 am

Just start ranting about a mythical creature called manbearpig.

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28 Jan 2008, 10:52 am

syzygyish wrote:

DeaconBlues wrote:

Triangular_Trees wrote:

TheMidnightJudge wrote:

Tim_Tex wrote:

Ivana_B_Sedated wrote:

Hey! Hey! You! You! I don't like your girlfriend! :twisted:

Bonus points for quoting Avril!

I'm deducting points for quoting an abnoxious song.

And i'm deducting points because i don't like the negativity in the original line :twisted:

And I'm adding points because I don't like deducting points. So there. :tongue:

And I'm deducting them again because Avril s**thead
is a spiteful NT zombie
who promotes ridicule, humiliation and bullying as legitimate social skills
to be imitated by impressionable youths :!:

Die Hater-girl DIE
:evil:

Hmm...I think that would really work as a pick-up line! :lol:

I am am deducting them because Avril broke my heart.

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28 Jan 2008, 11:05 am

Beenthere wrote:

Just four simple words...

"Six game consoles."

"Chocolate."

Sold.

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28 Jan 2008, 2:47 pm

you turn my software into hardware

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28 Jan 2008, 3:13 pm

Hi. I'm John. I like lots of alone time. Will you marry me?

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28 Jan 2008, 6:50 pm

Can I INSERT you INTO my database?
Would you like to come over to my place and play with my Wii?
Which flavor of Linux do you use?
So, what is YOUR diagnosis? I'm HFA/Aspie/ADHD/etc.

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28 Jan 2008, 9:16 pm

want to go on a date? Ok but as long as we avoid eye contact at all times

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29 Jan 2008, 1:47 am

I know the halting problem is intractable, but h(my heart, you) is true.

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31 Jan 2008, 5:13 am

They say beauty is only skin deep;
I think the beauty of your quantum foam
is an order of magnitude superior to that of the Mona Lisa

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