What do you wear on a blind date?

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08 Sep 2023, 10:28 am

Those dresses were all fire hazards.


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08 Sep 2023, 10:31 am

Especially the first one - there's an oil-powered hovercraft underneath that lot.


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08 Sep 2023, 10:52 am

Cornflake wrote:
How to make a real entrance... by sweeping everyone else out of the wayImage
Her Tinder profile did mention "child bearing hips"...


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A noisier "angry fruit salad" approach, with optional chandelier duster
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She appears to be keeping a sharp eye out for the pursuing mobile Guillotine squad.

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08 Sep 2023, 11:23 am

Misslizard wrote:
Those dresses were all fire hazards.

That’s true.

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During the Victorian era, an estimated 3,000 women are estimated to have burned alive while wearing flammable crinoline skirts.


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08 Sep 2023, 11:47 am

GadgetGuru wrote:
Her Tinder profile did mention "child bearing hips"...
:lol: Looks like she could bear at least 5 a side.

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She appears to be keeping a sharp eye out for the pursuing mobile Guillotine squad.
Apart from issues with wind resistance her feet wouldn't support the strain of running from the squad - they seem to be about the same size as her thumbs.


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08 Sep 2023, 12:47 pm

Cornflake wrote:
GadgetGuru wrote:
Her Tinder profile did mention "child bearing hips"...
:lol: Looks like she could bear at least 5 a side.


You think your wife has breeding hips, my wife birthed our last kid sideways.

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08 Sep 2023, 12:49 pm

:lol:



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08 Sep 2023, 6:43 pm

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Fowl are such cool creatures!

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08 Sep 2023, 6:50 pm

^ Especially chopped and deep fried.



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08 Sep 2023, 6:51 pm

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^ Especially chopped and deep fried.


Hell yeah!