Reasons why you're a bad catch

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Chin absent presumed missing

Chronological age late 20's physical age mid 100's

Grossly overweight

Unneccesarily ugly and hairy

Otherwise would recomend for a museum peice

Right now in my life am in a middle of a metamorphosis.
Today, while I was thinking about my current transnational state in my life right now,
a butterfly landed on my hand that came in thought an open window into my living room.

Easily startled

Prone to hiding in cupboards

Perturbed by majority of human beings

Getting on a bit

Dodgy womb

Fuzzy brained

Poor personal grooming

Set in my ways

Admirer of cats. Lots of cats.

Geek

There's nothing wrong with me...it's the rest of the world that needs to change.

(just kidding...but bonus points if you know which cartoon character I'm paraphrasing)

1). I have massive university debt (and being my number 1, you can imagine it weighs on me).
2). I don't particularly enjoy the work that I do (even though I'm good at it).
3). Because I don't enjoy the work, which is also contract work, I don't 'hit the pavement' as often as I should to drum up work.
4). Consequently, I drive a 15 year old car that I'm growing tired of (no, I really love you car...don't fail me now).
5). I have problems with authority.
6). I don't get angry at people very often, but when I do I bottle it.
7). My friends say I'm naively optimistic.
. I don't exercise (though I'm not overweight)
9). Some typical Aspie hangups.
10). I often see more in others than they see in themselves and this pisses them off.
11). I have no style when it comes to dressing. I just throw things on so as not to be cold (or offend).
12). I'd be perfectly happy sitting in a cafe for 8 hours at a time writing (which I've done many times).
13). While many people have a fear of failure, I have a fear of success (that means things could or will change!).
14). I've only been in two relationships: a month-long one in H.S. and a couple month fling with a woman who it turns out only needed me for babysitting her 2 year old son so she could go out on dates. Yeah, I'm that blind!
15). I have a bad habit of staring at people.

Strange as it seems on paper am not a bad catch.

Taller darker, and more handsome then average
and earn more then your average negro probably.
by 40% - %50.

Everyone in the office has found someone, so on
paper finding someone should be a non issue.

I am not hateful or manipulative.

I can't drive.
I'm unemployed.
I never finished college.
I'm a bit overweight.
I'm a terrible conversationalist.

Because I have no marketable skills and would likely end up as a dependent. Also because I am not sure how to go about getting started. Also because almost everyone I know is already married.

*I eat a lot

*I'm very particular

*I am up at weird times at the night

*I am an insomniac if I don't exercise

*I am not very physical in showing love

*I'm mormon, so I wait until marriage

Unpredictable, unreadable moods. Slave to my chemical imbalances or something.

Bit of a slob. People keep telling me that this is normal single guy stuff but, well, I don't believe them.

I collect hobbies. Some of them require me to obsess for hours at a time.

Trust issues.

fat.

arrogant.