Non_Passerine wrote:
-Has to be able to drink (this one guy who flirted with me too strongly doesn't drink... sorry, I can't commit to him)
-Has to be huggable.
-His last name should come before mine in the alphabet, so when I officially became his girl, I could move up. (I don't like being Ms. T.)
-I want to be honored to have him as my ball and chain.
What if he is everything you listed on your list, but when he gets drunk he beats you, or he gets fired from jobs a lot because he's always drunk? I'm not even asking to be a dick, I'm genuinely curious. Also, what do you mean by "huggable"?