WHAT ARE YOUR DEAL BREAKERS WHEN IT COMES TO RELATIONSHIPS?

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16 Aug 2015, 3:00 pm

Cannibals, NTs and sexual people are definite deal breakers.

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16 Aug 2015, 3:08 pm

Technically, Christians are cannibals, aren't they? You're excluding a lot of people indeed.

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16 Aug 2015, 3:11 pm

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Technically, Christians are cannibals, aren't they? You're excluding a lot of people indeed.

Of course. I need a good filter I can apply early when I won't do dating.

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16 Aug 2015, 4:04 pm

Spiderpig wrote:

Catlover5 wrote:

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I wouldn't reject a woman who's killed her landlord provided she invited me to the barbecue we could make with his meat.

I don't know what to say to this...

Cooking suggestions are welcome.

Dude, you seriously need help if you are at all thinking that is in the least bit funny.

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16 Aug 2015, 4:13 pm

nurseangela wrote:

Spiderpig wrote:

Catlover5 wrote:

Spiderpig wrote:

I wouldn't reject a woman who's killed her landlord provided she invited me to the barbecue we could make with his meat.

I don't know what to say to this...

Cooking suggestions are welcome.

Dude, you seriously need help if you are at all thinking that is in the least bit funny.

Gives a double-meaning to the term "gettin served" though.

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16 Aug 2015, 4:56 pm

nurseangela wrote:

Dude, you seriously need help if you are at all thinking that is in the least bit funny.

I know right?

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16 Aug 2015, 5:01 pm

Spider is a jokester. I wouldn't take him too seriously.

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16 Aug 2015, 5:03 pm

nurseangela wrote:

Dude, you seriously need help if you are at all thinking that is in the least bit funny.

I'm afraid I don't believe anyone is the absolute, ultimate authority on what is funny. It is to me and this is enough for me. I don't want any "help" to have my sense of humor changed against my will to please others.

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16 Aug 2015, 5:14 pm

Spiderpig wrote:

I don't think you would find it funny if someone you loved got killed and eaten.

kraftiekortie wrote:

Spider is a jokester. I wouldn't take him too seriously.

I really can't tell...

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16 Aug 2015, 5:41 pm

rdos wrote:

Cannibals, NTs and sexual people are definite deal breakers.

What about sexual people that don't need sexual intercourse but yet they are sexually attracted to other things like personality or objects, etc but they are not into intercourse or anal, oral, 69 positions, etc.?

Also I believe you have kids right, so how did that happen? You must have had sex to make them.

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16 Aug 2015, 5:49 pm

Catlover5 wrote:

I don't think you would find it funny if someone you loved got killed and eaten.

kraftiekortie wrote:

Spider is a jokester. I wouldn't take him too seriously.

I really can't tell...

We weren't talking about anyone in particular. Please calm down.

Then again, the best way to make sure nothing bad will happen to someone you love is to love noöne.

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16 Aug 2015, 7:40 pm

I feel that Kraftie and I were the only ones who knew it was a joke from the get go. I feel honoured to be in the same league as him.

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16 Aug 2015, 10:20 pm

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Catlover5 wrote:

Non_Passerine wrote:

-Has to be able to drink (this one guy who flirted with me too strongly doesn't drink... sorry, I can't commit to him)
-His last name should come before mine in the alphabet, so when I officially became his girl, I could move up. (I don't like being Ms. T.)

LOL. My thoughts in one GIF.

Also there was nothing in Keen's post that seemed to be directed at you specifically, Angela. You read too much into his post. The first bit of his post (''hahaha wow'' etc.) was clearly meant to be in unison with your ''WTH'' towards Kraftie. The second bit of his post was just a generalized reaction to a lot of the stuff posted in this thread. No need to get defensive unless the shoe fits! :lol:

^^This

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17 Aug 2015, 12:18 am

Spiderpig wrote:

nurseangela wrote:

Dude, you seriously need help if you are at all thinking that is in the least bit funny.

I agree completely. Sense of humor is subjective. It's not a problem that people don't find the same things amusing. I'm sure those who didn't laugh at Spiderpig's joke might laugh at other things he doesn't. There is nothing wrong with having a dark sense of humor. It's just kidding around, like any other joke.

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17 Aug 2015, 2:15 am

Skilpadde wrote:

Spiderpig wrote:

nurseangela wrote:

Dude, you seriously need help if you are at all thinking that is in the least bit funny.

And I stand behind what I said.

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17 Aug 2015, 2:22 am

I just want to say this: the name of the "Love and Dating" forum is really quite misleading, there's certainly no love here ~

(In the meantime, could somebody please bump the "Post here for every 100 posts that you reach" thread? I can't find it and I'm about to reach 1,600 posts. Thanks in advance)

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