Aspie to aspie pickup lines ; )

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I'm a two-spirit That's Native for "gay" (sorry if anyone's shocked...but it was harder for me to come to this point than it was for you to hear it. )

so our pickup lines are a liiiitle different...

::Ahem::

"GOD! You're GORGEOUS!"

:: runs away screaming ::

"Doesn't the music they play here absolutely suck rocks, and I'll tell you why...I could play that entire Alicia keys backing to No One just by figuring out the pitch..I don't even play piano, so if I can play it it's not very impressive."

:: and...after that little look-up-and-down-then-sneer-like-a-roman thing that young gay guys do for some reason that I still haven't figured out ::

"It's okay. Don't worry, I'm not very impressed by you, either."

:: in a perfect world ::

"I think you're absolutely beautiful, and I would love to take you home and spend the rest of my life making you my soulmate."

Because my obsession is physical affection ><
God, why couldn't it be something USEFUL, like bus schedules.

Hey Baby why don't you come back to my place, we'll have a Scotch & Sofa

'enough about me... how about my hobbies?'

Damn, you look gorgeous baby!

heh heh some of these pick up lines seem pretty serious. I find it quite hilarious to imagine my uncharismatic self saying some snazzy pick up line in the most awkward way possible and it just being so terrible... heh heh

To steal a quote from "The Soup".....

"It's time to check your RAM."

and

"You can take a look at MY hard drive any day..."

hehehe i got some "pickup lines"

"How are YOU doin'"

eyes girl as if something was on her shoulder or something "oh hey, it seems your due to for a cervical mucous change, its very important to have it changed every so often. It makes you more reliant to disease plus the process has the added benifit of expending a massive amount of calories similar to an inense 30 min to 1 hour workout at the gym. if you'd like to come back to my place i'd be happy to help you change it and give you a good dose of seritonin and oxytoxin to boot."

(lets see how long it takes for you guys to get that last one)

You sleazebeg, you . . .

*looking innocent* who what? me? naahhh couldn't be me *slurps on drink suppressing a grin*

how about this one "so is the combination to your air-shield 1 2 3 4 5?"

I would sure love to have a Oxytocin surg??
would you mind helping me?


(i'd never say that out load-well sober any ways!)
...but i can dream can't i!!

Yvan: You're prettier in a spin-based solid; your definite integration technique puts the love into me.

Girl: We encompass all that's real, just like an integral whose bounds range from minus to plus infinity.

Yvan: When I'm with you, I can't help thinking about definite integrals; you're the most beautiful girl known to have some ability for calculus, let alone definite integrals

Your voice is smoother than a Trent 500 jet engine...

"Hey baby, why don't you come back to my place so I can overload your dopamine receptors and trick your body into thinking it's fulfilled its genetic imperative?"

Works every time, I tell you