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30 Mar 2008, 11:47 pm

"We're a terrible match, but if we sleep together, it'll make the local hookup network a symmetric graph."

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31 Mar 2008, 12:05 am

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a-gtXSgYKk8[/youtube]
Bruce Campbell in Crimewave

"hey baby, come on back to my pad, we'll have a scotch and sofa"
its my favorite movies quote and its worked on a few occasions

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31 Mar 2008, 12:34 am

Forget the social cues, let's just make out!!

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31 Mar 2008, 4:04 pm

ToadOfSteel wrote:

AS4Life wrote:

how about this one "so is the combination to your air-shield 1 2 3 4 5?"

That's the stupidest combination I've ever heard in my life! That's the kind of thing an idiot would have on his luggage!

me: *walks in* so whats the combination

other person: 12345 sir

me: No freaking way, thats the same combination i use for my luggage.

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31 Mar 2008, 6:11 pm

MrGrey wrote:

*holds up a card saying "Smile if you want to go out with me :-)

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And as a bonus, works with NTs as well.

Does that really work? LOL.

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01 Apr 2008, 7:12 am

...ot: I swear, this thread made my day both today AND yesterday. XD

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01 Apr 2008, 8:58 pm

See my friend over there? He wants to know if you think I'm cute.

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01 Apr 2008, 9:58 pm

MartyMoose wrote:

See my friend over there? He wants to know if you think I'm cute.

Haha, nice! ...wait, what?

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02 Apr 2008, 10:56 am

ToadOfSteel wrote:

A350XWB wrote:

Yvan: You're prettier in a spin-based solid; your definite integration technique puts the love into me.

Girl: We encompass all that's real, just like an integral whose bounds range from minus to plus infinity.

Yvan: When I'm with you, I can't help thinking about definite integrals; you're the most beautiful girl known to have some ability for calculus, let alone definite integrals

except... didn't the girl talk about indefinite integrals?

The girl would know that an indefinite integral wouldn't have any bound, the simpel mention of bounds would make her know it's definite.

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05 Apr 2008, 12:14 pm

ok I can't find the old pick up thread because the search function is broken. So the subject doesn't have to be and aspie. However this is my pick up line for a rich daddies girl. Here goes...

So you like horses and s**t...I mean not horse s**t. Why would you like horse s**t? I mean nobody like...a well I guess it is good for growing *stuff*. :oops:

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05 Apr 2008, 2:50 pm

how about steve millers line,

"i really love your peaches, want to shake your tree"

or is that a pick up line, its been so long sents i heard one i wouldn't know!
to be honest i'm one of those rude people that walk around with the ipod and really wouldn't know if any one said some thing to me.