Why wouldn't you date the user above you?

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I don't date, never have. But out of curiosity to the thread title I came in here and studied the person above me, screening his last few posts.

Think he's pretty amazing to stand by his ideals like he (you) do. So I think the person below me would be nuts to pass him up.. if they are single and female that is.

Because I'm not a fan of either ink or paw prints.

Because then Cersei would kill me for spite.

Because her custom rank doesn't match up to the awesome avatar.

Also - how could you people let this thread die?!
Revive precious thread, revive!

Oh, nice thread

Let’s see …

• Probably too young for me.
• She’d probably be hundreds of times taken before I had any chance to meet her if she isn’t already.
• Despite being older than her, I’ve lived less in my whole life than she probably has in each single year (sometimes I think in each single month) of hers, and the difference is pretty much bound to keep increasing unless I manage to get out of here and start living for real, which seems tough. Ironically, I’d have to do this in order to meet her in the first place. This means once she got bored telling me about her adventures and teaching me interesting things, I’d have nothing for her in return.
• I don’t know what standing in front of her would feel like, but I think it’d be like looking at a goddess. Her gaze probably burns.

This said, when I admire a woman, I want to hug her. Some of her essence might seep into me, and the very fact of meeting her would mean I’ve already gotten rid of my worst problems.

The glowing eyes are unnerving.

Because the eyes say you're dead and the mouth says he wants the D

Because he's way too young for me.

Because the not gay thing is too easy and ruins the fun of this thread

Because in addition to being straight, female Aspies are something of a special interest for me. Musn't pass over them.

Because I am not interested in sex/relationships and am not good with empathy.

Because I would expect her to look like her avatar and be severely disappointed when she did not.