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25 Jun 2013, 1:30 pm

If his username is to be believed, he'd probably be finished before the other even had time to e ready :lmao:


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25 Jun 2013, 6:21 pm

Haha. Good one. Sadly, the opposite is true.



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25 Jun 2013, 8:08 pm

Superdry? That sounds painful. No thanks.


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25 Jun 2013, 8:13 pm

That would hurt. She is too hard all the time. Cotton or felt would be softer.



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25 Jun 2013, 8:15 pm

Again, I'm not a goddamn fa***t.


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25 Jun 2013, 8:25 pm

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Again, I'm not a goddamn fa***t.


He's an as*hole and even if I was very desperate I'd still look worse off to everyone else for dating him.



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25 Jun 2013, 8:43 pm

Because I probably would date him and that means he is very bad for me like eating a vat full of chocolate custard.



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25 Jun 2013, 9:02 pm

She would criticize me for being the type of person that loves chocolate enough to desperately want to eat a vat full of chocolate custard.
Also, chances are that I am far too immature for her, and I would not want to drag her into a relationship in which she would feel uncomfortable.


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25 Jun 2013, 9:50 pm

Hmm...I don't know her at all, and am probably too old for her anyways. Also, we probably don't have a thing in common (except for IQ range being within 5 points, but who knows how accurate that even is?) . Additionally, I really need to work on my horrible temper before meeting a woman; improvements have been made in the last year, but still - it is not within most people's "safe" parameters. Not to mention the distance factor, and the fact that Pluto is not a planet anymore and...wait...that's not a factor. But 6 is a factor of 12, and so on and so on...

Speaking of chocolate - Hey! what in the hell is wrong with loving chocolate?! Coming from a chocoholic myself, I might be just a tad bit offended! lol. Chocolate has anti-oxidants; therefore, a little is actually is good for you. Now if you were to gulp down a 2 gallon mouthful (if you can stretch your mouth that wide), then that is not a good idea.



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25 Jun 2013, 10:41 pm

Because she doesn't realize a vat of chocolate custard is a great thing to have if you eat it one scoop at a time


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26 Jun 2013, 12:09 am

Shatbat wrote:
Because she's abandoned us all


Excluding scubasteve! Nah, I haven't. :D



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26 Jun 2013, 12:10 am

Because, Kjas feels abandoned by Kinme... *sniff sniff*


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26 Jun 2013, 12:20 am

Because she keeps asking questions I don't have clear answers myself :razz:


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26 Jun 2013, 1:16 am

Because even though it drives him crazy, he loves that fact. :razz:


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26 Jun 2013, 1:41 am

Because her harem already rivals that of King Solomon. I'd fear neglect.



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26 Jun 2013, 1:45 am

Because it's more true IRL than he knows. :lol:
And even worse, he compared me to a biblical figure! :eew:


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