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18 Jun 2013, 12:59 pm

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What is wrong with a woman opening a door for a man? Or man making a sandwhich for a woman?



Nothing wrong in that but teasing you, tyrion and the ladies here is more fun than teasing Sir Librarian.



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18 Jun 2013, 1:32 pm

So what's the sandwich to door ratio anyway? Does it apply to the quality or the count of the sandwiches involved? Does a double decker earn a gal (or guy), an extra five doors or what? :scratch:



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18 Jun 2013, 1:44 pm

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So what's the sandwich to door ratio anyway? Does it apply to the quality or the count of the sandwiches involved? Does a double decker earn a gal (or guy), an extra five doors or what? :scratch:


It's exponential.

One door = cheese sandwich.

Two doors = Caviar sandwich.

etc...



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18 Jun 2013, 2:00 pm

The_Face_of_Boo wrote:
MjrMajorMajor wrote:
So what's the sandwich to door ratio anyway? Does it apply to the quality or the count of the sandwiches involved? Does a double decker earn a gal (or guy), an extra five doors or what? :scratch:


It's exponential.

One door = cheese sandwich.

Two doors = Caviar sandwich.

etc...


What about jacket placement over mud puddles? 24 hour cigarette lighting? Express exit on any sinking vessels? Is there an all inclusive plan available? :bounce:



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18 Jun 2013, 3:32 pm

MjrMajorMajor wrote:
The_Face_of_Boo wrote:
MjrMajorMajor wrote:
So what's the sandwich to door ratio anyway? Does it apply to the quality or the count of the sandwiches involved? Does a double decker earn a gal (or guy), an extra five doors or what? :scratch:


It's exponential.

One door = cheese sandwich.

Two doors = Caviar sandwich.

etc...


What about jacket placement over mud puddles? 24 hour cigarette lighting? Express exit on any sinking vessels? Is there an all inclusive plan available? :bounce:


To get those you have to make me a table like this:

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My jacket isn't cheap after all!!



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18 Jun 2013, 8:16 pm

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A lady that switches roles sometimes is good, but outside of that, I might get a little uncomfortable.


It's your turn to wash the dishes and do the laundry today, remember your marriage terms.

meems will fix the car.


She will not touch my collection of cutlery! What else am I supposed to buy, cats? My beautiful blades, don't take my blades away!


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18 Jun 2013, 9:13 pm

If a man opens a door for me,I will fix him a nice snack.It only seems fair,and I do believe there is something to that statement,"the way to a man's heart is through his stomach,"if you are nice to them,feed them,and there is sex.what else would they possibly want?A well fed man who is sexually satisfied is a happy guy.
Maybe a man's dream date is a hot babe with a pizza on her belly. :lol:


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18 Jun 2013, 10:08 pm

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If a man opens a door for me,I will fix him a nice snack.It only seems fair,and I do believe there is something to that statement,"the way to a man's heart is through his stomach,"if you are nice to them,feed them,and there is sex.what else would they possibly want?A well fed man who is sexually satisfied is a happy guy.
Maybe a man's dream date is a hot babe with a pizza on her belly. :lol:

Hey, that would work for me too. A hot guy/girl with a pizza... *drool*