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Tequila
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08 Jul 2013, 11:43 am

Because Estonian beer is shite.



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08 Jul 2013, 11:54 am

Because i don't drink beer.



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08 Jul 2013, 11:58 am

Because there wouldn't be trust in our relationship, and a relationship without trust is empty.


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08 Jul 2013, 12:02 pm

Because I can't speak Portuguese. Or Spanish. Or French. Or Dutch.



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08 Jul 2013, 12:29 pm

The only thing we seem to have in common is love of food. That's a fast track to morbid obesity.


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08 Jul 2013, 12:35 pm

I have a hard enough time helping my sister stick to her diet, not again! :lol:


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08 Jul 2013, 12:50 pm

I would not date a flying rodent that has recently defecated.



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08 Jul 2013, 1:22 pm

She has a son.


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08 Jul 2013, 1:22 pm

Because that quote makes me really confused


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08 Jul 2013, 1:25 pm

Takes photos without watching out for bright light sources


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08 Jul 2013, 1:34 pm

Because there is a possibility he is several centuries old


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08 Jul 2013, 2:02 pm

It's summer here and she is a snowy owl. She would melt.
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08 Jul 2013, 2:14 pm

Because I keep thinking of a stuffed envelope



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08 Jul 2013, 3:13 pm

Because I'd never settle down in New York


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08 Jul 2013, 3:37 pm

She's a little cliché.


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08 Jul 2013, 4:21 pm

because things look tougher from the inside